Your Worst/Best Strip Club Experience

[KLLions]

Best Time - Rick's Cabaret, Cheetah's, Crazy Horse LV - easy to meet girls there to party with later, the old Ten's in NYC, some place in NO that's probably not there anymore right off Bourbon St, Tiffany's in PHL, we picked up 2 girls there and went clubbing after close - sadly no longer exists, Centerfolds in HOU--had some hottie bury her face in my lap for two hours[!] because she was avoiding Nick Van Exel for some reason[?!], Spearmint Rhino - got #s there from some serious hotties who wanted to party it up.

Overseas in places like Holland, Spain, Mexico City, Cancun anything goes, for cheaper, from some insanely hot girls.

Best Bachelor Party - Olympic Garden, we took our waitress back to the hotel with us when she got off shift, also just had an amazing time there. CH as well, we stayed so long and got so many dances girls were giving us 2 and 3 for 1s. Years ago, Cheetah in LV was The Place.

Best G on G action -
Little Darlings - one random night there saw these two really hot girls just going at it on the bed/table setup right when you walk in, they were hungrier than starving wildebeests, evidently.

Avoid: most places in NYC, AC.
Exception: Bare Exposure in AC has gotten much better recently on weekends, like 60 girls and 30 of them were 8+, lotta hot girls coming down from NJ and NYC. Got 2 phenomenal dancers there recently in the back. Top marks.
Delilah's there is okay, but < DD in Filthadelphia.

[durkahdurkah]

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You take a $1, put it in your mouth and go lay down on the stage. The stripper comes over and straddles her pussy about an inch from your face before she removes the dollar with her fake or saggy titties.


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You use to be able to get the same at Sundowners on Lundy Lane @ Niagra Falls except instead of saggy/fake titties, you get pretty hot canadian chicks. Haven't been there in years so I don't know if the pricing is still the same.

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OMFG Sundowners lololol

Best (read: not classiest) Strip Club I've ever been to in NF Canada

[nyholdem]

Best- Harmony (NYC) before Rudy closed it down...

[zenfurni]

This isn't necessarily a Strip Club experience, it's an experience with exotic dancers.

Picture this: a shady "Bar and Grill" in Chicago's warehouse district, offers omelettes and sandwiches for nearby workers, along with a bar for after work. Mostly guys in union shirts come for Miller Lite and Golden Tee.

It's after work, about 5 PM on a Thursday, and I'm there with 3 guys playing Golden Tee, and it's much more crowded with dirtbags than it would have been on any other weekday. A beat-up looking girl walks in wearing sweats, duffel bag in hand. She enters the bathroom, and about 15 minutes later, emerges in white fishnet, a fake white leather boustier(?), and huge heels, proceeds to wolf down some cheese fries. Later, she is joined by another girl or two, and the girls start grinding on dudes on their barstools while whatever jukebox music is playing.

Needless to say, we are skeeved out, and we get moving. Unable to stay away, we come back sometime next week and discreetly ask the owner/manager about the entertainment. This is a slow-looking 35-year-old guy who is all too willing to tell us about his adventures in Costa Rica, looking for prostitutes. He politely informs us that every Thursday night, a modeling agency gives a "fashion show" at 5:30.

We come back, and my friend insists on funding a lap dance for me with the nastiest girl. For the most part, these are young, bored Russian chicks ranging from 4-6, but this one was about 40, with a horrible complexion and a fake Dallas Cowboys cheerleader outfit. For my friend's $20 (???) she gives me a two-song lapdance (one of them "Mr. Crowley" by Ozzy Osbourne) as I politely smile and try not to look at her or laugh in her face. Looking off to the side, I get to see a Mila Kunis clone pulling down her tube top and rubbing her [censored] in a gray-haired man's face by the bar.

Also, she tries to sell us porn DVD's for $10, calling them "educational material."

Cliff's Notes: After work, nasty lapdance from chick at local diner.

[Sluss]

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There is a place in the Poconos called the Grand View. I don't really feel like describing it, but it is one of the most glorious places I've ever been to in my life. There is a room in the front where you keep all your alcohol for the evening. Then when you walk into the club it's like o my god. I've never seen anything that comes even remotely close. And it's like out in the middle of nowhere. If anyone has been there in the past 16 months or so, I would like to know what it's like these days. I could almost see myself renting a car to drive out there if it's still good. Man that place was so awesome I'm happy I thought of it. I haven't been to a strip club in a few years but I could see myself driving out 2.5 hours to this place.

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It's still there. It was one of the stops we made on my bachelor party. Some really good looking girls. And when you think about how in the middle of nowhere it is you really wonder where the girls come from.

My funniest story from there is from a few years back. I go into the back room with a small girl who had a very nice boob job done and she is giving me a "full touch" lap dance, it actually took the touching to figure out for sure. We talk for a while and she tells me she is into girls. I mention it would be fun to watch her with another girl. She says for $50 she could grab her girlfriend and give me a show, she works here! (wow what a shock [img]/images/graemlins/smirk.gif[/img])So I agree. She grabs her "girlfriend" and it turns out to be a girl dating my friends brother. Who has no idea she is a stripper. AKward.

[AlienBoy]

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hands on lapdances (read: you can play with boobies).

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You mean there are places that don't allow this...???

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Most don't. Many don't allow lapdances at all, and those that do usually have strict no touching policies. It may happen in private rooms regardless of the local laws/club policies, but there aren't many where it's friggin advertised and out in the open.

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Fwaa? Come to Los Angeles. Full nude, full contact lap dances where friendly girls let you finger their [censored] and so much more.

In particular, try "Blue Venus" (formerly industrial Strip).

Not that I'd know anything about these places...

AB