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01-03-2007, 03:32 PM
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I almost got my ass kicked by HULK HOGAN last night
Well, this may be hard to believe but every bit of this story is true.
I'm walking on South Beach, Lincoln Road with my best pal Mike and like usual we're hitting on chicks. So, I find a pair of very beautiful girls walking out of an expensive cloting store, one of them is very tall if model looking. So I approach both of them and use my usual line "Excuse me, I heard chicks go to South Beach to pick up guys, is that true?"-- at which point the model one said, "Ughhh No, Bye!" and then I asked, "Well, in that case, where do girls go".. and which point she was very beligerant and said "you guy's are sooo not funny". This is when my pal gives the usual line we use when chicks reject us... "hey Vlad, don't worry, those girls are Lesbians anyway" and I say "you're right Mike, they are lesbians, high five!". Then the two girls said, you both are going to get your asses kicked. About 1 minute later the girls approach this cheap yellow Dodge Charger on the street, and the model one says "those two guys called us lesbians"-- at which point the car pulled over into a parking lot... AND..... Hulk Hogan, who's over 6 feet tall and BUFF AS [censored], wearing a tank top, and bandana around his head like always, with his blonde mustache gets out of the car with his son getting outta the passanger side, and said "WHY DID YOU CALL MY DAUGTHER A LESBIAN... I'm going to stick your head up your friend's ass, [censored] and if I see you here again, i'm going to kill you". I was [censored] terrified, but i knew in the back of my mind he cant [censored] me up cuz hes a celebrity, we apologized and walked away, and then we were liek DUDE... WE ALMOST GOT OUR ASS KICKED BY HULK HOGAN... AWESOME!!!  Thats the chick we called a lesbian [img]/images/graemlins/blush.gif[/img] 
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01-03-2007, 04:39 PM
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Re: I almost got my ass kicked by HULK HOGAN last night
You should have been honest, and then sued him for assault when you come out of your coma. That would have been sweet. I've seen parts of his weak reality show and he seems like an over-protective prick. Seems like his daughter learned well, too.
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01-03-2007, 04:50 PM
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Re: I almost got my ass kicked by HULK HOGAN last night
WHO IS THIS YOUNG MAN? AND WHY IS HE BOTHERING BROOKE HOGAN? THESE AWFUL PICKUP LINES MAY WORK IN SOVIET RUSSIA, KING, BUT NOT IN THE GOOD 'OLE U.S. OF A.!
MY GAWD! HE CALLED HER A LESBIAN! THIS IS HEINOUS! SOMEBODY STOP THIS. THIS MAN IS JUST SICK. BROOKE HOGAN HAS A FAMILY, DAMMIT! WAIT! WHAT'S THAT MUSIC?  MY GAWD! ITS THE IMMORTAL HULK HOGAN!  BUSINESS IS ABOUT TO PICK UP! THIS YOUNG MAN IS RUNNING LIKE A SCALDED DOG!  MY GAWD! THE CARNAGE!
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01-03-2007, 04:54 PM
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Re: I almost got my ass kicked by HULK HOGAN last night
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WHO IS THIS YOUNG MAN? AND WHY IS HE BOTHERING BROOKE HOGAN? THESE AWFUL PICKUP LINES MAY WORK IN SOVIET RUSSIA, KING, BUT NOT IN THE GOOD 'OLE U.S. OF A.! MY GAWD! HE CALLED HER A LESBIAN! THIS IS HEINOUS! SOMEBODY STOP THIS. THIS MAN IS JUST SICK. BROOKE HOGAN HAS A FAMILY, DAMMIT! WAIT! WHAT'S THAT MUSIC? MY GAWD! ITS THE IMMORTAL HULK HOGAN! BUSINESS IS ABOUT TO PICK UP! THIS YOUNG MAN IS RUNNING LIKE A SCALDED DOG! MY GAWD! THE CARNAGE! [/ QUOTE ] LOL!!!
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#6
01-03-2007, 05:02 PM
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Re: I almost got my ass kicked by HULK HOGAN last night
s,
"I would have needled the big goon and then sued his ass after he busted me in two." Definitely. Hogan seems like a good person to do this with. Big and aggro enough to hurt you and very believable that he hurt you, but not psycho like Tyson who very likely might just kill you. Plus you hopefully have the VH1 Hogan cameras filming it all!
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01-03-2007, 05:03 PM
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Re: I almost got my ass kicked by HULK HOGAN last night
[ QUOTE ]
WHO IS THIS YOUNG MAN? AND WHY IS HE BOTHERING BROOKE HOGAN? THESE AWFUL PICKUP LINES MAY WORK IN SOVIET RUSSIA, KING, BUT NOT IN THE GOOD 'OLE U.S. OF A.! MY GAWD! HE CALLED HER A LESBIAN! THIS IS HEINOUS! SOMEBODY STOP THIS. THIS MAN IS JUST SICK. BROOKE HOGAN HAS A FAMILY, DAMMIT! WAIT! WHAT'S THAT MUSIC? MY GAWD! ITS THE IMMORTAL HULK HOGAN! BUSINESS IS ABOUT TO PICK UP! THIS YOUNG MAN IS RUNNING LIKE A SCALDED DOG! MY GAWD! THE CARNAGE! [/ QUOTE ] ahhhhhhhhhhh soooo classic.
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#8
01-03-2007, 05:16 PM
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Re: I almost got my ass kicked by HULK HOGAN last night
no i dont think we got filmed...but damn that would have been great! haha
yea in hindsight maybe i should have made him beat my ass then sued... but i dunno if i wanna go thru comas and sipping food thru straws for months. this was all true, no point for me to make this up. his family lives around here in miami beach. I had no idea it was Brooke because i dont watch that garbage on tv.
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01-03-2007, 05:30 PM
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Re: I almost got my ass kicked by HULK HOGAN last night
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WHO IS THIS YOUNG MAN? AND WHY IS HE BOTHERING BROOKE HOGAN? THESE AWFUL PICKUP LINES MAY WORK IN SOVIET RUSSIA, KING, BUT NOT IN THE GOOD 'OLE U.S. OF A.! MY GAWD! HE CALLED HER A LESBIAN! THIS IS HEINOUS! SOMEBODY STOP THIS. THIS MAN IS JUST SICK. BROOKE HOGAN HAS A FAMILY, DAMMIT! WAIT! WHAT'S THAT MUSIC? MY GAWD! ITS THE IMMORTAL HULK HOGAN! BUSINESS IS ABOUT TO PICK UP! THIS YOUNG MAN IS RUNNING LIKE A SCALDED DOG! MY GAWD! THE CARNAGE! [/ QUOTE ] Holy crap - That's my new favorite gimmick acocunt.
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#10
01-04-2007, 01:58 AM
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Re: I almost got my ass kicked by HULK HOGAN last night
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WHO IS THIS YOUNG MAN? AND WHY IS HE BOTHERING BROOKE HOGAN? THESE AWFUL PICKUP LINES MAY WORK IN SOVIET RUSSIA, KING, BUT NOT IN THE GOOD 'OLE U.S. OF A.! MY GAWD! HE CALLED HER A LESBIAN! THIS IS HEINOUS! SOMEBODY STOP THIS. THIS MAN IS JUST SICK. BROOKE HOGAN HAS A FAMILY, DAMMIT! WAIT! WHAT'S THAT MUSIC? MY GAWD! ITS THE IMMORTAL HULK HOGAN! BUSINESS IS ABOUT TO PICK UP! THIS YOUNG MAN IS RUNNING LIKE A SCALDED DOG! MY GAWD! THE CARNAGE! [/ QUOTE ] lolololol
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