I almost got my ass kicked by HULK HOGAN last night
 

Well, this may be hard to believe but every bit of this story is true.

I'm walking on South Beach, Lincoln Road with my best pal Mike and like usual we're hitting on chicks. So, I find a pair of very beautiful girls walking out of an expensive cloting store, one of them is very tall if model looking. So I approach both of them and use my usual line "Excuse me, I heard chicks go to South Beach to pick up guys, is that true?"-- at which point the model one said, "Ughhh No, Bye!" and then I asked, "Well, in that case, where do girls go".. and which point she was very beligerant and said "you guy's are sooo not funny". This is when my pal gives the usual line we use when chicks reject us... "hey Vlad, don't worry, those girls are Lesbians anyway" and I say "you're right Mike, they are lesbians, high five!". Then the two girls said, you both are going to get your asses kicked. About 1 minute later the girls approach this cheap yellow Dodge Charger on the street, and the model one says "those two guys called us lesbians"-- at which point the car pulled over into a parking lot... AND..... Hulk Hogan, who's over 6 feet tall and BUFF AS [censored], wearing a tank top, and bandana around his head like always, with his blonde mustache gets out of the car with his son getting outta the passanger side, and said "WHY DID YOU CALL MY DAUGTHER A LESBIAN... I'm going to stick your head up your friend's ass, [censored] and if I see you here again, i'm going to kill you". I was [censored] terrified, but i knew in the back of my mind he cant [censored] me up cuz hes a celebrity, we apologized and walked away, and then we were liek DUDE... WE ALMOST GOT OUR ASS KICKED BY HULK HOGAN... AWESOME!!!

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Re: I almost got my ass kicked by HULK HOGAN last night
 

You should have been honest, and then sued him for assault when you come out of your coma. That would have been sweet. I've seen parts of his weak reality show and he seems like an over-protective prick. Seems like his daughter learned well, too.

Re: I almost got my ass kicked by HULK HOGAN last night
 

Why didn't you ask for a picture and autograph?

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Re: I almost got my ass kicked by HULK HOGAN last night
 

I dont know Vlad personally, but I talk toh im from time to time.. and It seems unlikly to me that he would make this story up.

Re: I almost got my ass kicked by HULK HOGAN last night
 

pickup lines? wtf

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I would have needled the big goon and then sued his ass after he busted me in two.

Re: I almost got my ass kicked by HULK HOGAN last night
 

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So I approach both of them and use my usual line "Excuse me, I heard chicks go to South Beach to pick up guys, is that true.


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The instant I read this line, these guys popped into my head.


http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v7...ldandcrazy.jpg


Your later lines only reinforced the image.

Re: I almost got my ass kicked by HULK HOGAN last night
 

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my usual line "Excuse me, I heard chicks go to South Beach to pick up guys, is that true?"

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lol

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usual line we use when chicks reject us... "hey Vlad, don't worry, those girls are Lesbians anyway and I say "you're right Mike, they are lesbians, high five!"

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lol

Re: I almost got my ass kicked by HULK HOGAN last night
 

WHO IS THIS YOUNG MAN? AND WHY IS HE BOTHERING BROOKE HOGAN? THESE AWFUL PICKUP LINES MAY WORK IN SOVIET RUSSIA, KING, BUT NOT IN THE GOOD 'OLE U.S. OF A.!

MY GAWD! HE CALLED HER A LESBIAN! THIS IS HEINOUS! SOMEBODY STOP THIS. THIS MAN IS JUST SICK. BROOKE HOGAN HAS A FAMILY, DAMMIT!

WAIT! WHAT'S THAT MUSIC?

http://www.ecst.csuchico.edu/~markro/images/hulk2.jpg

MY GAWD! ITS THE IMMORTAL HULK HOGAN!

http://sportsmedia.ign.com/sports/im...1022156353.jpg

BUSINESS IS ABOUT TO PICK UP! THIS YOUNG MAN IS RUNNING LIKE A SCALDED DOG!

http://sportsmedia.ign.com/sports/im...1022156947.jpg

MY GAWD! THE CARNAGE!