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Old 01-02-2007, 10:27 PM
Dread13 Dread13 is offline
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Default I outplayed you that hand ($200 NL)

I thought this hand was pretty funny. So I called a raise with pocket threes and the flop came

J [img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] T [img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] T [img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], pot is $20

Villain bets $20, Hero calls.

(He's gotta have AK, right?)

Turn is J [img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img].

(Hmm... I can't even beat AK anymore. But that was the perfect scare card, this pot now belongs to me.)

Villain bets $30

(But I think I'll be extra sneaky and just call, then he'll have to put me on a jack when i shove the river.)

Hero calls.

River is 3 [img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img].

(Huh. I was not expecting that.)

Villain bets $50.

(WTF? Why did he bet? He might have a jack after all... I guess I better just call.)

Hero calls.

Villain shows A [img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] A [img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]

I show my full house and take the pot. The chat went something like this:

Villain: you mother f*****

Me: what's wrong?

Villain: You f***** moron

Me: I put you on AK

Villain: YOU COULDNT BEAT AK

Me: Huh? I had a pair of threes. I thought you had A high

Villain: STFU

Villain: Go to hell

Me: Why can't you just admit I outplayed you that hand?


Feel free to berate my play.
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Old 01-02-2007, 10:32 PM
DanJ. DanJ. is offline
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Default Re: I outplayed you that hand ($200 NL)

well played OP.
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Old 01-02-2007, 10:33 PM
The Velour Fog The Velour Fog is offline
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Default Re: I outplayed you that hand ($200 NL)

vnh
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Old 01-02-2007, 10:38 PM
A_C_Slater A_C_Slater is offline
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Default Re: I outplayed you that hand ($200 NL)

The conversation should have went as follows.

Villain: you mother f*****

You: lol outplayed.


and profit from ensuing mega-tilt.

What you replied was too elaborate. He realized you were just trying to tilt him and he knew that you didn't really believe 33 beat AK on a JJTT turn. But if you had kept your reply short and concise then he would have believed that you really believed that you just outplayed him. And this fact would drive him totally insane.
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Old 01-02-2007, 10:55 PM
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Default Re: I outplayed you that hand ($200 NL)

[ QUOTE ]
The conversation should have went as follows.

Villain: you mother f*****

You: lol outplayed.


and profit from ensuing mega-tilt.

What you replied was too elaborate. He realized you were just trying to tilt him and he knew that you didn't really believe 33 beat AK on a JJTT turn. But if you had kept your reply short and concise then he would have believed that you really believed that you just outplayed him. And this fact would drive him totally insane.

[/ QUOTE ]

tl; dr + no strat in bbv
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Old 01-02-2007, 11:10 PM
Claunchy Claunchy is offline
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Default Re: I outplayed you that hand ($200 NL)

This is pretty funny. I had a hand similar to this once too.
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Old 01-03-2007, 01:31 AM
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pure genius
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Old 01-03-2007, 01:33 AM
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teach me
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Old 01-03-2007, 01:39 AM
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I do this in limit all the time.
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Old 01-03-2007, 01:51 AM
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Default Re: I outplayed you that hand ($200 NL)

ILMAO!

This is so unlike me but, I don't mean to burst your bubble but, this is what I call stupid good play!
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