He wasn't even the worst guy at the table

[candyman718]

Played all day today. At 2 AM I was up $950 for the day. So close to a grand. Just let me catch one more pot. I proceed to sit down at a table of complete drooling (presumably drunk) idiots, who beat me senseless. I tilted so effing bad. Gave all my winnings back and now I can't get to sleep.

So I post. But, instead of showing you where my KK lost to QJ or my QQ lost to A8 or my JJ lost to K6 or my AK lost to A3, I would prefer to post one of the 2 or 3 hands that I won:

PokerStars Hold'em Limit ($10/$20)
Table 'Halaesus'
6-max
Dealt to candyman718 [Ks Qc]
Y ME BRO: folds
pilgrimpat: calls $10
AmazingErvin: folds
candyman718: calls $10
gotchya-haha: folds
lemon33: checks
*** FLOP *** [9d 9h Kd]
lemon33: checks
pilgrimpat: bets $10
candyman718: calls $10
lemon33: folds
*** TURN *** [9d 9h Kd] [8c]
pilgrimpat: bets $20
candyman718: raises $20 to $40
pilgrimpat: calls $20
*** RIVER *** [9d 9h Kd 8c] [5c]
pilgrimpat: checks
candyman718: bets $20
pilgrimpat: calls $20
*** SHOW DOWN ***
candyman718: shows [Ks Qc] (two pair, Kings and Nines)
pilgrimpat: mucks hand
candyman718 collected $172 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $175 | Rake $3

Seat 2: pilgrimpat mucked [2d 3d]

Out of 5 opponents 3 were this clueless and I got killed.

By the way, is there any way to Buddy List on PokerStars? After the nausea goes away I want to be able to find these guys.

[Xyven]

Find your way to a 500BB downswing!

[candyman718]

No comments on the guy CALLING the river with 23? Standard? Damn, you guys are jaded.

[pknight212]

soooted connectors = the nuts