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Yes-got to get every bit of brown out |
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154 | 88.00% |
No-i'll find out later if my ass starts itching |
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21 | 12.00% |
Voters: 175. You may not vote on this poll |
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Now... I question all... what kind of an idiot would do that? You all think Mark is such an amazing brilliant poker player and I'm a lying bitch, so why would an amazing brilliant poker player give a lying bitch his password and tell her to play 10-20. hmmmmmmm....... [/ QUOTE ] This logic reminded me of an old SNL skit -- Frank Gannon, P.I. P.I. Frank Gannon P.I. P.I.: And.. can you describe the man who tried to attack you? Co-Ed: Describe him? I know his name.. I know where he lives! Frank Gannon P.I. P.I.: Wait a minute.. you know this guy? Co-Ed: Yes! I told you we were on a date! Frank Gannon P.I. P.I.: Now, why would you date an attempted rapist? Another classic from the same episode: (Inside a vandalized abortion clinic) Frank Gannon P.I. P.I.: Let's review, Woody.. alright.. let me tell you what we've got here. [ reads from his notes ] It appears that a mob of young black men, angry over the Rodney King verdict, looted the clinic and stole the files. Rudy: A-ha.. but, Gannon, why would they steal the files of an abortion clinic? Frank Gannon P.I. P.I.: Now your inexperience is showing, Rudy. Obviously, they were looking for names and addresses of the loose women in the neighborhood. Rudy: In order to impregnate them? Frank Gannon P.I. P.I.: Bingo! Dr. McAndrews: Are both of you insane?! Can't you see that this is the work of a militant anti-abortion group?! Frank Gannon P.I. P.I.: Alright, doctor, if you know so much, tell me this: why would a mob of young black men join an anti-abortion group? Dr. McAndrews: There were no black men! Frank Gannon P.I. P.I.: Then, how do you explain the damage here to your clinic? [ Dr. McAndrews throws her arms up in disgust ] Rudy: It sounds like someone hasn't been paying attention to the news lately. Frank Gannon P.I. P.I.: Good point, Rudy. |
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Knockwurst, thanks for the skits. Who was in them?
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If you take away the fact that the people involved are quasi-celebrities, haven't we all dated a crazy chick? They have a way of making the most absurd things sound normal, and they also have a knack for somehow always being the victim of the story.
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Knockwurst, thanks for the skits. Who was in them? [/ QUOTE ] Dr. McAndrews.....Julia Sweeney Raymond.....Phil Hartman Frank Gannon P.I. P.I......Kevin Nealon Rudy.....Woody Harrelson Dr. Griffin.....Ellen Cleghorne Co-Ed.....Victoria Jackson http://snltranscripts.jt.org/91/91tgannon.phtml |
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