Your donkiest cash game hands

[TyFuji]

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Hero (3 stacks of high society)
Villian (a crapload more)

Hero raises 500 with A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img]9[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img]
Villain: "its a position raise"
Villain calls 500
Flop A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img]9[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img]8[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img]
Villian checks
Hero bets 2000
Villain calls 2000
Turn 9[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]
Villain checks
Hero checks
River 3[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img]
Villain bets 15000
Hero: "i dont think you got the spades"
Hero raises 33000 to 48000 and is all-in
Villain: "you are right, I dont have spades"
Villain calls 33000

Hero has A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img]9[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] [a fullhouse, nines full of aces]
Villain has A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]A[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] [a fullhouse, aces full of nines]

Villain: "Aces full, Mike"
Hero: "ZOMG!"
Villain: "lol StickItInYouaments"

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A+

[Gildwulf]

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Hero (3 stacks of high society)
Villian (a crapload more)

Hero raises 500 with A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img]9[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img]
Villain: "its a position raise"
Villain calls 500
Flop A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img]9[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img]8[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img]
Villian checks
Hero bets 2000
Villain calls 2000
Turn 9[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]
Villain checks
Hero checks
River 3[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img]
Villain bets 15000
Hero: "i dont think you got the spades"
Hero raises 33000 to 48000 and is all-in
Villain: "you are right, I dont have spades"
Villain calls 33000

Hero has A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img]9[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] [a fullhouse, nines full of aces]
Villain has A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]A[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] [a fullhouse, aces full of nines]

Villain: "Aces full, Mike"
Hero: "ZOMG!"
Villain: "lol StickItInYouaments"

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no

[manub]

love that last one...

[bucktotal]

this occurred early this morning, about 6 am, at the borgata.

1/2 nl 8 handed.

Hero is UTG with 44 and makes it $10 to go ($340 behind). folds to drunk villain otb who covers me and he calls. blinds fold.

flop is 45K rainbow. i check, villain checks.

turn is a blank, maybe a 9. i reach for chips and start playing around with some numbers. i maybe have $35 in my hand when villain shrugs and says "i call".

i look at the dealer and say, i didn't bet yet. she agrees... i proceed to go all-in and villain is forced to call a $300 turn bet into a $20 pot drawing dead.

free money baby.

[samsdmf]

Wake up with 55 facing pre flop raiser...umm call, Im like in the big blind, 100% profitable
Flop of 6,7,8- No way raiser has hit this one- check raise mofo.
He calls my check raise..umm
Turn blank: still drawing to a straight here everyone, another 5 is teh nutz- I check, afhole bets about pot or something amazing
My Golsh CALL IMPLIED ODDZ CALCALCALL
River 9
Wow I got a straight, thats like a great hand isnt it not
I bet: Which is the Obv move here, I got a STRAIGHT BOYOZ
He raises all in... Totaly trapped this guy call those 60 or so blinds

Ship it villain had QQ
I was on huge huge tilt, I get flamed a lot by the table

AWRSUM REED

[Barrin6]

If you wanna see donkey go look at Fgator's hands

[maniacut]

Paging B&M Cardrooms forum to this thread

[ahnuld]

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this occurred early this morning, about 6 am, at the borgata.

1/2 nl 8 handed.

Hero is UTG with 44 and makes it $10 to go ($340 behind). folds to drunk villain otb who covers me and he calls. blinds fold.

flop is 45K rainbow. i check, villain checks.

turn is a blank, maybe a 9. i reach for chips and start playing around with some numbers. i maybe have $35 in my hand when villain shrugs and says "i call".

i look at the dealer and say, i didn't bet yet. she agrees... i proceed to go all-in and villain is forced to call a $300 turn bet into a $20 pot drawing dead.

free money baby.

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you are a douche