**Official CDS's "I Like 2 Gamble" Donk Parlay Thread: 12/18-12/24**

[CharlieDontSurf]

All true gamblers can post their parlays in here and sweat each others ticket to living like PDiddy.

Note: No pussy-ass +EV parlay/teasers allowed...we ain't here to play it safe. All parlays, whether 4 teams or 14, are +EV when you win!

So post your 4 team or greater parlays and 5 team or more teasers without having to worry about a bunch of whiny 2+2 bitches ragging on you or calling you stupid for making such a sucker bet.

We'll see who the sucker is when I hit my 80,000 to 1 parlay...holla.


Official Rules:

1. No pusssy bets!
For parlays: 4 Teams or greater
For teasers: 5 Teams or greater

2. Only post your parlay before you've lost...not after.
You must post the amount bet, plus the amount your gonna win when your 14 team parlay "lock of the week" hits. The amount your risking for your parlay does not matter...all that matters is your gonna win.

3. Go Big or Go Home.
If you don't like to gamble then get the [censored] out of this thread!


Performify's Bonus:
I'm going to send $20 to whoever does the worst at this.

i.e. the person who gets the LEAST correct from their parlay /teaser is going to win $20 from yours truly.

To qualify you get to post one play (only one, or i will count the first one you post if you post more than one) in this thread, it has to follow the rules in the original post, and you've got to risk at least $5.

As an added sweetener, everyone who posts a play here according to the rules in the OP, and loses 100% of their games, I'll refund the amount of your play up to $20. One play per person, or as above if you've posted more than one I'm counting only the first one you post for the contest, unless you specifically post something that notifies me otherwise, i.e. "this one is for the contest not my earlier post".


Note: Congrats to 2+2er 136913691369 on winning $7500 on his $48 8 team parlay last week. All winners are welcome donate to CharlieDontSurf's "Stars 100NL is So Rigged" Relief Fund thru PokerStars:"ChrleDntSrf".


Good luck and have fun.

[Dementia]

Wow I didn't get a shout out for my pleaser win last week. *sniffles*. Ic how it is, yo. Lol i'll post another here in a day or so.

[AnyAce]

I'm in:

Green Bay Packers -3½
Football - NFL Lines - Pointspread
Thu@8:00p

Tennessee Titans +4½ (-105)
Football - NFL Lines - Pointspread
Sun@1:00p

Indianapolis Colts -10 (EVEN)
Football - NFL Lines - Pointspread
Sun@1:00p

Pittsburgh Steelers -3 (-120)
Football - NFL Lines - Pointspread
Sun@1:00p

Tampa Bay Buccaneers vs. Cleveland Browns Over 36
Football - NFL Lines - Total
Sun@1:00p

Chicago Bears -4½ (-115)
Football - NFL Lines - Pointspread
Sun@1:00p

Philadelphia Eagles +7
Football - NFL Lines - Pointspread
Mon@5:00p

$6 to win $552

[CharlieDontSurf]

[ QUOTE ]
Wow I didn't get a shout out for my pleaser win last week. *sniffles*. Ic how it is, yo. Lol i'll post another here in a day or so.

[/ QUOTE ]

lol forgot to add that in...it'll be in next week's addition

[rsigley]

Chiefs(-6.5), SaintsML, Rams(-1), RavensML, Bears(-4), PatsML, Chargers(-4)

risk $5 to win $961.23

[Art Vandelay]

It's go time.


Oakland Raiders +7
Football - NFL Lines - Pointspread
Sat@8:00p

Buffalo Bills -4½
Football - NFL Lines - Pointspread
Sun@1:00p

Houston Texans +10 (-120)
Football - NFL Lines - Pointspread
Sun@1:00p

Pittsburgh Steelers -3 (-125)
Football - NFL Lines - Pointspread
Sun@1:00p

Cleveland Browns -3 (-120)
Football - NFL Lines - Pointspread
Sun@1:00p

Chicago Bears -6 (-105)
Football - NFL Lines - Pointspread
Sun@1:00p

Seattle Seahawks +4½ (-115)
Football - NFL Lines - Pointspread
Sun@4:15p

Dallas Cowboys -7
Football - NFL Lines - Pointspread
Mon@5:00p

Risk $5 to win $763.26

[thehankstar]

I'm feeling good about this one... [img]/images/graemlins/cool.gif[/img]

8 Team Parlay Bet Details

Tennessee Titans +190
Football - NFL Lines - Moneyline
Sun@1:00p

New Orleans Saints +3 (-125)
Football - NFL Lines - Pointspread
Sun@1:00p

Carolina Panthers +250
Football - NFL Lines - Moneyline
Sun@1:00p

Baltimore Ravens +165
Football - NFL Lines - Moneyline
Sun@1:00p

Chicago Bears -6 (-105)
Football - NFL Lines - Pointspread
Sun@1:00p

Cincinnati Bengals +145
Football - NFL Lines - Moneyline
Sun@4:15p

San Diego Chargers -4½
Football - NFL Lines - Pointspread
Sun@4:15p

Philadelphia Eagles +260
Football - NFL Lines - Moneyline
Mon@5:00p

Bet 5 to win 7953.19