BBV!!!! Help Me Get Fired From My Job

[Tuco]

If you really want to get her back, post her email address here. Sit back and watch train wrecks from front row seat at office.

Tuco.

[alelitan]

Yeah, rape her, man. gogogo!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Mediocre_Player]

Go in her office and [censored] on her chair. If by chance she doesn't notice .... BOOM!

[redonion]

put some herion in her desk drawer

[meccaNES]

Just make a milk chicken bomb. Hide it anywhere you have access to. Office etc.

Milk Chicken Bomb instructions...

1. Old ass mayonnaise jar. Preferably with old mayo still in (small amount).

2. Let some RAW chicken get old. Place in jar.

3. Buy milk, set milk in sun then put milk in jar with old raw chicken.

4. Lid

5. Incredibly rank stench that NEVER goes away. Something really wrong inside that milk and chicken will cause it to smell very terrible for a pretty good while before the lid blows off. Once that lid comes off you will most likely have people vomiting. An office full of vomiting jerks would be pretty funny.

Warning: DO NOT DO THIS ANYWHERE CLOSE TO YOU. I mean if you have to be close to her office or where ever. Save yourself the discomfort as this [censored] really [censored] stinks.

[bfd1211]

Go get a nice starbucks frapachino and ask to talk to her, tell her your sorry the way things went down in the past and you want to make things right, give her frapachino. Kinda leave out the part where you lace it with a laxitive on the way over. Sit back and watch her run to the can over and over and over again.

[Messedup247]

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wtf is HR going do, im a new employee been here just over a month now.[ QUOTE ]


Actsually they will do alot. You can totally flip the script on her. Almost every company has an "Employee hotline" call them and claim that you are being "singled out" and that you cannot go to your supervisor because they are the ones singling you out. This works like a charm. Hr wwill call her boss (Which reflects negatively) he will probably call a "Private meeting" with you to discuss this. Come with some specific things, and a toss in some good quality work that you have done, and it will be happy time. If they can you instaed, then you have a lawsuit, because they did not respond to your claim.

This is the pay back you want...lol.

Then it is "Robusto time" [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

Happy hunting.

[holdme]

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Yeah, rape her, man. gogogo!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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[Messiahkid]

If you do something that does not implicate her and you get fired, she will win.

I suggest something that gets back at her.

[silkyslim]

it sounds like you don't need any help getting fired.