BBV!!!! Help Me Get Fired From My Job

[redonion]

put some herion in her desk drawer

[meccaNES]

Just make a milk chicken bomb. Hide it anywhere you have access to. Office etc.

Milk Chicken Bomb instructions...

1. Old ass mayonnaise jar. Preferably with old mayo still in (small amount).

2. Let some RAW chicken get old. Place in jar.

3. Buy milk, set milk in sun then put milk in jar with old raw chicken.

4. Lid

5. Incredibly rank stench that NEVER goes away. Something really wrong inside that milk and chicken will cause it to smell very terrible for a pretty good while before the lid blows off. Once that lid comes off you will most likely have people vomiting. An office full of vomiting jerks would be pretty funny.

Warning: DO NOT DO THIS ANYWHERE CLOSE TO YOU. I mean if you have to be close to her office or where ever. Save yourself the discomfort as this [censored] really [censored] stinks.

[bfd1211]

Go get a nice starbucks frapachino and ask to talk to her, tell her your sorry the way things went down in the past and you want to make things right, give her frapachino. Kinda leave out the part where you lace it with a laxitive on the way over. Sit back and watch her run to the can over and over and over again.

[throwitback]

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Just make a milk chicken bomb. .

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I second this.

[catlover]

How about looking for a different job. Since this one may not work out. Even if you aren't forced out, it doesn't sound like you enjoy it.

[catlover]

Option B -- closely tied to option A: Send a letter to the appropriate people that you are resigning. If they ask why, tell them. Possible outcomes:

1) They let you go.
2) They fight to keep you.

Option B is risky, because they may just let you go. But if they decide to fight to keep you, you could end up gaining a lot.

[Suigin406]

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put some herion in her desk drawer

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i think this is the easiest and best method of revenge...