special sklansky question: how to be a creepy stalker for dummies

[yvesaint]

so back in the day i made fun of spongers theme for being peachy and gay, so he gets a mod to fool around w/my themes turning it all peachy and gay and im like haha hes like haha mods like haha

little did the mod know, when he changed my themes, my info automatically updated to his info in my public profile

fast forward

remember chingaling?

remember how i made fun of his 500k busto ass, his pathetic half-nude pic of himself, and his absolute retardedness?

so then chingaling starts challenging me to 10k fights yo and wants to drive to my house and firebomb it or something. so he goes to my info and is like "YVES I KNOW YOU ARE XXXX AND YOUR EMAIL IS XXXX AND YOU LIVE AT XXXX I WILL KILL YOU"

im all like 'wtf lmao' thats not even me (cos i thought 2p2 automatically gave u random email/name when u sign up and want privacy) and i was like 'go ahead go to that address haha have a field day'

so this mod is working from home like any good mod would be doin

MOD: yesterday I'm working from home
MOD: phone rings, and the guy asks if this is (MODS NAME) MOD: I say yeah, who's this?
MOD: then he says
MOD: you [censored] up man
MOD: I'm going to get you (or something like that)
MOD: L-O-L
MOD: actually spells out those letters
MOD: and hangs up
YVES: wait he said "EL OH EL"
MOD: yes
YVES: what is wrong with people

so the mod does that star 69 sht and finds out our friend is from some town, BUT THEN our creepy stalker friend actually calls this mod BACK and brings out the gold medal with stuff like

"you're a smart guy aren't you"
"well a real smart alec, at least"
"a friend til the end"

so then this mod is reading some thread today where this poster What_level is arguing w/chuddo,

MOD: and then says "just ask Yves, old (MODS NAME) is rethinking his strategy right now, unless he wants (MODS WIFE) to find out about his 'indiscretions'."
MOD: so im like WTF then i find my email in your profile

so they do another ip check and it turns out this guy is from this town too

then the mod remembers messing w/my account and it all falls together

o and they find his other accounts:

Chingaling
hookitup
escobar
Chlamidiac

SO long story short i have a Chingaling as a stalker who has been stalking me for months BUT thinks that some mod is me, and has been calling this mod for weeks, and still thinks that mods address is mine, and even makes sidehanded threats to that mods wife

LOL spelled out INDEED

[PITTM]

ell oh ell

[BalugaWhale]

i hope he doesnt find out you live in SIGMA PHI EPSILON fraternity

SIGMA PHI EPSILON fraternity

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HAHA -500k WHAT A FISH

[FastPlaySlow]

ROFL

[Claunchy]

I always thought Chingaling was a gimmick account. Either way, LOL.

[Moonshine]

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i hope he doesnt find out you live in SIGMA PHI EPSILON fraternity

SIGMA PHI EPSILON fraternity

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hahahaha

lol inside jokes

[CaptainBusto]

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I always thought Chingaling was a gimmick account. Either way, LOL.

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i thought escobar was younghov's next incarnation.
that guy is ANGRY. and totally badass.

[FreakSex]

BW, don't give him any crucial "ideas." From the original thread he's apparently quite bright:

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I skipped 2 grades In High School, have a 155 IQ, I even had a trip to the White House when I was 16 because I was the first person in the States History to Score 99th percentile on standardized tests in all areas from kindergarten to 9th Grade.

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Sup, bro.

[good2cu]

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ROFL

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FastplaySlow, I used to date Elin and she told me I was the only one who can use her as an avtar on 2p2. It will cost you 10k to continue using it.

On a sidenote I am always afarid that someone who hates me from 2+2 is going to track me down and kill me one day, before they have a chance to talk me and realize how awesome i am.