Favourites scenes from Christmas Movies?

[scotnt73]

Willie: "You know, I think I've turned a corner."
Marcus: "Yeah? You [censored] petites now?"
Willie: "No. I'm not talking about that. I beat the [censored] out of some kids today. But it was for a purpose. It made me feel good about myself. It was like I did something constructive with my life or something. I don't know. Like I accomplished something."
Marcus: "You need many years of therapy. Many, many, many, [censored] years of therapy."

[DrewDevil]

John Ritter and Bernie Mac talking about buttsexx as Ritter squirms and Bernie eats his orange is f'n comic gold.

[trotski]

Billy Bob beating the [censored] out of the bullies in "Bad Santa". Classic.

[maryfield48]

[ QUOTE ]
Frank Cross: I want to see her nipples.
Censor Lady: But this is a CHRISTMAS show.
Frank Cross: Well, I'm sure Charles Dickens would have wanted to see her nipples.
Guy who works on set: You can barely see them nipples.
Frank Cross: See? And these guys are REALLY looking.



one of the most underrated christmas movies ever.

[/ QUOTE ]

I'm feeling you, guids. Although I'll go for:

[Props man tries to attach antlers to a mouse]
Props man: I can't get the antlers glued to this little guy. We tried Crazy Glue, but it don't work.
Frank Cross: Did you try staples?

And the Carol Kane scene:
"It's a Toaster!" SLAM!!

[DrewDevil]

[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
Frank Cross: I want to see her nipples.
Censor Lady: But this is a CHRISTMAS show.
Frank Cross: Well, I'm sure Charles Dickens would have wanted to see her nipples.
Guy who works on set: You can barely see them nipples.
Frank Cross: See? And these guys are REALLY looking.



one of the most underrated christmas movies ever.

[/ QUOTE ]

I'm feeling you, guids. Although I'll go for:

[Props man tries to attach antlers to a mouse]
Props man: I can't get the antlers glued to this little guy. We tried Crazy Glue, but it don't work.
Frank Cross: Did you try staples?

And the Carol Kane scene:
"It's a Toaster!" SLAM!!

[/ QUOTE ]

But we're a team! When I work late, you work late! If you can't work late, I can't work late! If I can't work late... I CAN'T WORK LATE!

[TheBlueMonster]

[ QUOTE ]
wow, another diebitter thread blowing up like a baghdad synagogue

[/ QUOTE ]
dude, woah. I mean, dude.

[Yo Adrians!]

I can't believe I'm admitting this, but I really like a ton of the scenes from White Christmas (Bing, older Clooney aunt women, etc).

I'm a sucker for when Bing and his counterpart dress up as women and do a parody on 'Sisters'. Also like the dress rehearsal for their musical at the old general's cabin when the do the number 'Mandy.'

I really, really like White Christmas.

[diebitter]

"Dry hair's for Squids."


and of course:

"Yippee-ki-yay, mother [censored]."

[El Diablo]

db,

Keep at it, man. It's just a matter of time before you accidentally create a thread a lot of people actually give a sht about.

[diebitter]