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View Poll Results: Do you look at the tp each time you wipe post crap-taking?
Yes-got to get every bit of brown out 154 88.00%
No-i'll find out later if my ass starts itching 21 12.00%
Voters: 175. You may not vote on this poll

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Old 12-20-2006, 03:14 AM
amplify amplify is offline
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Default Re: Never Trust Lying Hoes

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Man, this thread has me really hankering for a handjob.

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Nath,

I will give you a handjob for the low low price of $30k.

pm me for details,

Dean

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pics please

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I'll go $5.67 but no pics.

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done.

edit: wait a minute, you're not REALLY reon.

2nd edit: do you look sufficiently female?

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My hand does.

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Look, I like to have the full experience. Can you at least talk dirty in a female voice while my eyes are closed?

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Do you like Kathleen Turner movies?
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Old 12-20-2006, 03:16 AM
nath nath is offline
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Default Re: Never Trust Lying Hoes

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Man, this thread has me really hankering for a handjob.

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Nath,

I will give you a handjob for the low low price of $30k.

pm me for details,

Dean

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pics please

[/ QUOTE ]
I'll go $5.67 but no pics.

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done.

edit: wait a minute, you're not REALLY reon.

2nd edit: do you look sufficiently female?

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My hand does.

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Look, I like to have the full experience. Can you at least talk dirty in a female voice while my eyes are closed?

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Do you like Kathleen Turner movies?

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"Romancing the Stone" Kathleen Turner or "Chandler's Transsexual Dad on 'Friends'" Kathleen Turner?
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