STTF [censored] thread December (NSFW)

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where is flight_risk ?

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he has been mentioned - give it a few hours

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Drinking I've been doing.

Gambling might be fun.


If you're a low limit guy I suggest finding me on the tables tonight.


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TFG?

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I played .01 .02 and yesterday ALrtrnAOL was similarly upset and loaded up play money


this is correct

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good2cu's post about positively 5th street is [censored] hilarious

linky

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Good2cu must be 2nd leveling. Reviewing that book based on the poker hands played would be very silly. Everything reminds me of a Simpsons episode. I think this one is where Bart gets really into camping I think and gives a scathing review of an Itchy and Scratchy.

[SlackerMcFly]

The most random post ever:

We have a new neighbor named Margarine. She’s from Grease, butter husband (Oleo) isn’t. He comes from Mazola, Montana. They recently moved here from Land-o-Lakes for their Health. Smart!

You Canola imagine my surprise when they introduced their kids, Lard and Pam. Pam is a light, airy spray of a child while Lard could use a little exercise. Actually, he is so heavy that their Valvolines to one side when he gets in.

“Oil be working at the supermarket”, said Oleo. “My celery is tallow to support us, so Margarine will be bacon some pies to help with the Household Finances. Lard’s gonna help out at Parmesan’s place feeding the cows and Pam wants to Parkay her stock earnings into a Fortune. Magazine she reads clams it is possible….”

Said Pam, “Aerosol my research”, revealing a spread sheet of Marie’s Callender of Top Ramen Catholic hollandaise. “Excel Lent isn’t it? I’ve taken a Wesson or two, but am still learning. I hope to find my pot at the end of this Rainbow. Bread is hard to make, but we all knead it”.

“Splenda work, Pam. Looks like you’ll go far in Life.” I said.

Suddenly, her Brother lunged for the paper. “I wanna see it too!” Lard said with a Shout.

“Keebler hands off of that!” Pam yelled as she Smucker punched him in the Lexus. He was in a jam. “I don’t like you anymore. I Wisk I had a Nutter Butter!”

Gasping for Nair and feeling really Disney, Lard Weebled and wobbled for a second or two. Then Downy went on one knee, trying to focus on the distant Verizon.

“Can you hear me now? Good!” said Pam. “I Woolite you up if you doodad again.”

“Now All My Children settle down!” ordered Margarine. “You cola hurt somebody.”

“Sorry about that, they are both so Tempur-pedic. Spring Air I Guess, but it Serta makes me mad. They are both grounded, no Simmons in the pool for them today,” Margarine said.

[Kibby]

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Somehow I am nominated as a bvv favorite poster. I find this funny since all I have ever done is troll there

Vote for me!! gogogogo

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Bullet voted you. Time to create proxy accounts.

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s,

we en ed that much.

[morgan180]

inside?

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anyone else have problems with the "you can only post every -1 seconds" thing?

[WordWhiz]

Woohoo, my best comeback ever:

Poker Stars, $100 tourney:
50/100 blinds:
Seat 1: cdbr3799 (3045 in chips)
Seat 2: herecomesluc (1660 in chips)
Seat 3: uncforte (2640 in chips)
Seat 4: MD2B08 (2375 in chips)
Seat 5: renbra (210 in chips)
Seat 6: HERO: (75 in chips)
Seat 8: helixx (2630 in chips)
Seat 9: dbace55 (865 in chips)

to:

Seat 3: uncforte (2735 in chips)
Seat 6: HERO (10765 in chips)

(I won the hand after that)

[[Phill]]

you enjoyed a fairy?

And by fairy you mean a blatently homosexual person?

And by enjoyed you mean inside?