Just when you thought you couldn't mock Tom Cruise any further...

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He goes off the deep end again. Can't imagine why all the stuios passed on this one. Good thing he's running his own production company now!

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Crazy Scientology-Cruise movie article

Posh to be Cruise's alien bride

December 19, 2006 12:00
Article from: The Daily Telegraph

Ex-Spice Girl Victoria Beckham is reportedly set to star in Tom Cruise's new Scientology film as an alien bride.

Britain's Daily Star newspaper reports that the wife of football star David Beckham has apparently been lined up to play the alien bride in The Thetan - based on the religion, which believes in alien life forms.

The Daily Star reported that Victoria - who Cruise has described as a "comic genus" - is said to be "thrilled" about getting her big Hollywood break.

A source told the Daily Star: "Victoria is really hoping to make a go of it in Hollywood.

"This could be the perfect start for her, with good pal Tom Cruise in charge."

The 32-year-old - who made her first attempt at acting in the 1997 Spice Girls movie Spice World - will play the bride of an alien leader called a thetan, which Scientologists claim is an immortal spiritual being, present in all humans.

Cruise - who is bankrolling the project himself after it was rejected by all the major film studios - is said to have picked Victoria for the role after being impressed by her "comic genius".

Victoria - who is married to soccer superstar David Beckham - is currently looking to buy a property in Los Angeles after recently landing a presenting role on a new US fashion programme.

[AquaSwing]

I hope this movie costs $500 million and no one sees it.

Didn't Travolta make some wacko movie as well?

Hey, where's that picture of Travolta kissing another dude?

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Just because people are famous.. doesn't mean they are not total [censored] morons

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[Senor Choppy]

Here's the comic genius on the Daily Show.

This is going to be the great movie ever.

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sad thing is I bet millions of people go see it.

[Alobar]

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Here's the comic genius on the Daily Show.

This is going to be the great movie ever.

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holy crap, that was sooooooooo [censored] awesome. One of the best clips from the show ive seen.