My first BBV, poop on my pants

[durkahdurkah]

WHY HAVEN"T YOU LEFT YET

[DING-DONG YO]

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dookie is a highly under utilized word in the english language, lmo.

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[EdmondDantes]

Just send your boss an email saying you need to take an early lunch to change or buy some new pants because for some reason you can't explain, you have what appears to be fecal matter on the back of them. Be professional and contrite and include a pic, if possible. There are two possible outcomes...

1) He/she says "Shxt happens. Go."

2) He/she forwards the email around the office and you become the laughingstock of the office for a few months in which case you have a nice claim against your employer. You settle for a large, undisclosed amount, quit your job and play poker with your new bankroll. You'd be the hero of BBV as the stranger who turned dookie into a nice bankroll.

Edmond

[wazz]

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You'd be the hero of BBV as the stranger who turned dookie into a nice bankroll.

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I offer coaching in this regard

[acesovercole]

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Wow, what a crappy day (no pun intended.) This would be a really funny post except I feel bad because you also just got dumped.

Good luck!

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Oh... how witty? If this pun wasn't intended, why didn't you just change the way you phrased this?

Oh, and btw, I would normaly say "getting dumped is better than getting dumped on," but in this case, both happened to you.

[kiwi]

Just keep dropping the word scat into your conversations and emails. When teh n00bs ask WTF??, just tell them to google it.
Soon everyone will understand.

[LooseCaller]

every time i get a chance, i take a poop in my pants
and im the baby, you gotta love me.

[Bantam222]