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Old 12-14-2006, 08:29 AM
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man you get ate in seconds, shtt you sent me was straight pathetic
as much as i hate acceptin, im high as fckk and dont mind takin credits
ill blow cells out of your brain, fckk how do you pronounce your name?
see im pitchin grams, movin quarters in my hand like im countin change
only time you ever rockin some ice is when your jaw swollen
how can i be fckkin dead the way that your life going
oh wait, you got a girlfriend, "and she loves you with all"
so tell me how my come tastes, fckk face ( after I ball )

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I suck, but:

shtt yo you gots to lay off the chronic
you embarass BBV, the entire mnemonic
these rhymes Ima hit are like the bubonic
plague they aint stop no how no way
pitching grams? shht man you ok?
the only grams you rock are at the YWCA
slobbering knob while they declare trump
using you to bust out of a geriatric slump
but shtt man, no worry
you still gots you glory
Ima be there to switch up your story
see, your nana still there to show me amore
my load on her face all up in your me-mo-ry
you like that shtt huh? shtt I aint through
open those holes bttches what it do
we a tagteam your mama, sista and boo
not just me but the whole BBV crew
ya this shtt is true, but knowing you
youlla jizz yourself wanting a piece of that shtt too
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Old 12-14-2006, 01:18 PM
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come on where are the sick rhymes
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Old 12-14-2006, 01:43 PM
Chump Change Chump Change is offline
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come on where are the sick rhymes

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I WAS WALKIN DOWN THE STREET THE NOTHER DAY
I SAW THIS PRETTY LADY I AINT KNOW WHAT TO SAY
SHE HAD LUVVY DUVVY HAIR
AND LUVVY DUVVY EYES
HERE LUVVY DUVVY LUVVY HAD ME HYPNOTIZED
I WENT TO HER HOUSE
I SAW A LITTLE MOUSE
IT RAN OVER THERE NEAR HER UNDERWEARS
I NEED A JOB

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I can't believe nobody tried to guess this for the $10.

But yo, Grando, your raps were hot fire too son.
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Old 12-14-2006, 01:56 PM
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come on where are the sick rhymes

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I WAS WALKIN DOWN THE STREET THE NOTHER DAY
I SAW THIS PRETTY LADY I AINT KNOW WHAT TO SAY
SHE HAD LUVVY DUVVY HAIR
AND LUVVY DUVVY EYES
HERE LUVVY DUVVY LUVVY HAD ME HYPNOTIZED
I WENT TO HER HOUSE
I SAW A LITTLE MOUSE
IT RAN OVER THERE NEAR HER UNDERWEARS
I NEED A JOB

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I can't believe nobody tried to guess this for the $10.

But yo, Grando, your raps were hot fire too son.

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Nice - great reference dude - Damon Wayans circa....'92? '93?
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Old 12-14-2006, 02:00 PM
EC10 EC10 is offline
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Default Re: JUST BALLIN N SMOKIN SOME DRO BBV WHAT IT DO

WHERE IS SUPERFLUOUS MAN
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Old 12-14-2006, 02:09 PM
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because of the whole "last word of each line rhyming" deal, most of these "raps" read like limericks or nursery rhymes. pretty funny.
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Old 12-14-2006, 02:17 PM
CheckRaise CheckRaise is offline
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I work my [censored] like a city cop
Find a lady and work her from bottom to top
Strip search bitch check the badge
First the pants then I'll tickle the vag
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Old 12-14-2006, 02:27 PM
Chump Change Chump Change is offline
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come on where are the sick rhymes

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I WAS WALKIN DOWN THE STREET THE NOTHER DAY
I SAW THIS PRETTY LADY I AINT KNOW WHAT TO SAY
SHE HAD LUVVY DUVVY HAIR
AND LUVVY DUVVY EYES
HERE LUVVY DUVVY LUVVY HAD ME HYPNOTIZED
I WENT TO HER HOUSE
I SAW A LITTLE MOUSE
IT RAN OVER THERE NEAR HER UNDERWEARS
I NEED A JOB

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I can't believe nobody tried to guess this for the $10.

But yo, Grando, your raps were hot fire too son.

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Nice - great reference dude - Damon Wayans circa....'92? '93?

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Wtf, nice call, what's your Stars name?
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Old 12-14-2006, 03:50 PM
Swax Swax is offline
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come on where are the sick rhymes

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I WAS WALKIN DOWN THE STREET THE NOTHER DAY
I SAW THIS PRETTY LADY I AINT KNOW WHAT TO SAY
SHE HAD LUVVY DUVVY HAIR
AND LUVVY DUVVY EYES
HERE LUVVY DUVVY LUVVY HAD ME HYPNOTIZED
I WENT TO HER HOUSE
I SAW A LITTLE MOUSE
IT RAN OVER THERE NEAR HER UNDERWEARS
I NEED A JOB

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I can't believe nobody tried to guess this for the $10.

But yo, Grando, your raps were hot fire too son.

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Nice - great reference dude - Damon Wayans circa....'92? '93?

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Wtf, nice call, what's your Stars name?

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I ain't been on Stars in a MINUTE, son - but I'm guessing it's Swaxation, unless there's a character maximum, in which case it's Swax.

Honestly, I didn't realize you were serious about the monies...the reference deserves credit regardless!

"dude come out the shower like 'IS SOMEBODY HERE LIFTIN 100 POUNDS?'"

Man did I love that when it came out.
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Old 12-14-2006, 04:09 PM
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come on where are the sick rhymes

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I WAS WALKIN DOWN THE STREET THE NOTHER DAY
I SAW THIS PRETTY LADY I AINT KNOW WHAT TO SAY
SHE HAD LUVVY DUVVY HAIR
AND LUVVY DUVVY EYES
HERE LUVVY DUVVY LUVVY HAD ME HYPNOTIZED
I WENT TO HER HOUSE
I SAW A LITTLE MOUSE
IT RAN OVER THERE NEAR HER UNDERWEARS
I NEED A JOB

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I can't believe nobody tried to guess this for the $10.

But yo, Grando, your raps were hot fire too son.

[/ QUOTE ]

Nice - great reference dude - Damon Wayans circa....'92? '93?

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Wtf, nice call, what's your Stars name?

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I ain't been on Stars in a MINUTE, son - but I'm guessing it's Swaxation, unless there's a character maximum, in which case it's Swax.

Honestly, I didn't realize you were serious about the monies...the reference deserves credit regardless!

"dude come out the shower like 'IS SOMEBODY HERE LIFTIN 100 POUNDS?'"

Man did I love that when it came out.

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Lolz and the part where he talks about hiding his wallet when his badass nephew comes over, and beating off in the back of the aerobics class. Classic.

Yeah, of course I was serious about the moniez, terrible things will befall if you make deals like that in BBV and back out. I did say 'no robustoers' to give the bustos and almustos something, so if you are disqualifying yourself I can dig it, but if not i'll ship.
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