line check: phone sex outside my window

[Schmitty 87]

I live in an apartment on the ground floor, and the window of my room is right by a landing that people often stand outside and talk on the phone. Tonight, my roommate and I were greeted by a guy who started basically having phone sex with presumably his girlfriend. I tried to record it, but he wasn't talking loud enough even after we cracked the window so we could hear better.

Here's a few highlights off the top of my head:

- Now im going to slide my hand underneath your bra to feel those nice titties.
- I'm going to run my fingers up your leg to the place we call the vagina.
- I LOVE YA SO MUCH! (repeatedly, in a reaalllyy annoying and high voice)


He also talked about them getting married and that their first kid would be named Jack. He even made sure to say that he was 99.99999% repeating (yes he said repeating) sure that they would get married. Lastly, he mentioned the girl's name in the conversation.

Ok, so what's my play here? Feel free to add your own.

[SABR42]

BASTARD!

[Frogpond]

5. Immediatley run to 2p2 to make a fake post and look cool

[DaAznFella]

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5. Immediatley run to 2p2 to make a fake post and look cool

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uhhh i can verify that this post is not "fake." ???
and the obv. answer is to throw a large rubber dildo at him
or alternatively c/r arrrrrin

[Georgia Avenue]

Sorry about that OP I was calling Frogpond's mom.

[Frogpond]

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Sorry about that OP I was calling Frogpond's mom.

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You should take this on the road

[akishore]

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5. Immediatley run to 2p2 to make a fake post and look cool

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Reading is admittedly a tough skill to master, but notice that the other four options weren't numbered, so numbering this extra option doesn't quite make sense. You'll get there, champ. [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

[Georgia Avenue]

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Sorry about that OP I was calling Frogpond's mom.

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You should take this on the road

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I took your mom on the road.

[Frogpond]

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5. Immediatley run to 2p2 to make a fake post and look cool

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Reading is admittedly a tough skill to master, but notice that the other four options weren't numbered, so numbering this extra option doesn't quite make sense. You'll get there, champ. [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

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Eat [censored]

[thedustbustr]

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5. Immediatley run to 2p2 to make a fake post and look cool

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uhhh i can verify that this post is not "fake." ???
and the obv. answer is to throw a large rubber dildo at him
or alternatively c/r arrrrrin

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verify it