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View Poll Results: the relative importance of factors in choosing a site is:
rakeback > bonuses > game selection 8 7.02%
rakeback > game selection > bonuses 13 11.40%
bonuses >rakeback >game selection 4 3.51%
bonuses > game selection > rakeback 8 7.02%
game selection > bonuses > rakeback 6 5.26%
game selection > rakebeack > bonuses 75 65.79%
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Old 12-10-2006, 03:46 PM
odomination odomination is offline
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Default Urinals: What\'s my line?

I was studying in the library yesterday and an interesting situations came up. It should be noted that I am very tall, around 6 foot 4 inches.

This particular bathroom had four urinals, X will denote a regular sized urinal, Y will denote one of those urinals for kids that's like 6 inches off the ground. Finally P will denote a Person using the Urinal. (It should also be mentioned that there are none of those tiny wall things that they put up to prevent peeking.)

Y__X__X__X
___P_____P

I had to pee pretty bad. Which urinal do you use?
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Old 12-10-2006, 03:47 PM
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sandwich FTW and make sure to take a look at both and compare size/texture
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Old 12-10-2006, 03:49 PM
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Default Re: Urinals: What\'s my line?

Hit up the kiddie one and ask the guy next to you, "so you can use the tall ones?"
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Old 12-10-2006, 03:49 PM
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Default Re: Urinals: What\'s my line?

why not the stall?
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Old 12-10-2006, 03:52 PM
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Default Re: Urinals: What\'s my line?

Go to the crapper instead. Shut the door. Pretend you're masturbating. Grunt, groan, moan for a while.

Voila, you have the urinal of your choice.
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Old 12-10-2006, 03:53 PM
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Default Re: Urinals: What\'s my line?

Stand behind one of the other people and pee over their shoulders.
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Old 12-10-2006, 03:54 PM
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Default Re: Urinals: What\'s my line?

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Stand behind one of the other people and pee over their shoulders.

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Old 12-10-2006, 03:56 PM
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Default Re: Urinals: What\'s my line?

WTF? Who is waiting for a urinal to open up?
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Old 12-10-2006, 03:57 PM
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WTF? Who is waiting for a urinal to open up?

[/ QUOTE ]homophobes
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Old 12-10-2006, 04:02 PM
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Default Re: Urinals: What\'s my line?

maybe if you piss in a jar and write BBV4LIFE on it someone will ship you $10
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