the gayest things people do in poker

[Victor]

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quoting 'Rounders', especially during a poker game.

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i love doing this.

[EdmondDantes]

Talking non-stop about how you did in the World Series while now playing the $175 Wednesday tournament at the Hustler.

Having a "feeling".

Calling 69 "my lucky hand".

Saying "Dealer! Good scramble!" like it matters.

Wearing a hooded sweatshirt. The real Unabomber is a lifer at Supermax that got outed by his brother.

Wearing any online logo wear without being provided at least 9 days of hotel accomodations.

Asking for a pro's picture when he's in line for the bathroom.

Yelling "One time!".

Crying on TV after a beat. Jesus.

Wearing a shirt with another man's name on it if you're not 1) a girl or 2) under 12.

Being grossly overweight and announcing "It's a race!".

Using a card protector that larger than a small dog.

Hitting on the only girl at the table when she obv has no interest.

Talking about how your AA got cracked two days ago.

Saying "I have the best hand." yet folding it. WTF?

Standing up and announcing to your wife that "You can dodge bullets." obv

Looking at your hole cards with some kind of dramatic effect.

Talking authoritatively without merit about any political issue.

etc.

[Sk00l4m3nts]

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Being grossly overweight and announcing "It's a race!"


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lol

[coxquinn]

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Hitting on the only girl at the table.


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god that's gay

[ClevelandWasp]

Guy who buys in small stakes LHE for like a thousand BBs...whoa, we're all so intimidated!

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i nominate using "gay" as a derogatory term

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i nominate being blown by a guy. oh wait, you weren't at a poker table. still though...

[DING-DONG YO]

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i nominate using "gay" as a derogatory term

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i nominate being blown by a guy. oh wait, you weren't at a poker table. still though...

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That's gay?

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ya if ur eyes r open

[GoldChocobo]

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you know how i know you're gay?

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you just told me your not having sex with women anymore

[TxRedMan]

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Tx I am going to say this with as much objectivity as possible:

For the volume of posts you make, you are without a doubt the worst poster in BBV and I don't think it's close.

regards,
gw

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then why are two of my posts on the front page of teh BBV journal with more than 50 posts on each?


i think you underestimate my abilities, specifically my psychic ones.

you're just pms'ing b/c i poked fun at you.

get the sand out of your fagina and change that tampon.


love and kisses,

-Tex