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Re: Simple War Bookie Line
Israel +800
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#52
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Re: Simple War Bookie Line
From the way we trail around after your lot into any sort of conflict, one could be forgiven for thinking you'd already finished the job without bothering to let anyone know.
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#53
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Re: Simple War Bookie Line
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also my answer is great britain. they have more scientists therefore they can come up w/the chemical for 24-hour sneezing first thus they win the achoo weapons race [/ QUOTE ] Mr. President, we must not allow... a mine shaft gap! Turgidson: Doctor, you mentioned the ration of ten women to each man. Now, wouldn't that necessitate the abandonment of the so called monogamous sexual relationship, I mean, as far as men were concerned? Strangelove: Regrettably, yes. But it is, you know, a sacrifice required for the future of the human race. I hasten to add that since each man will be required to do prodigious... service along these lines, the women will have to be selected for their sexual characteristics which will have to be of a highly stimulating nature. DeSadeski: I must confess, you have an astonishingly good idea there, Doctor. Strangelove: Thank you, sir. Turgidson: I think we should look at this from the military point of view. I mean, supposing the Russkies stashes away some big bomb, see. When they come out in a hundred years they could take over! General: I agree, Mr. President. In fact, they might even try an immediate sneak attack so they could take over our mineshaft space. Turgidson: Yeah. I think it would be extremely naive of us, Mr. President, to imagine that these new developments are going to cause any change in Soviet expansionist policy. I mean, we must be... increasingly on the alert to prevent them from taking over other mineshaft space, in order to breed more prodigiously than we do, thus, knocking us out in superior numbers when we emerge! Mr. President, we must not allow... a mine shaft gap! Strangelove: ...sir! I have a plan. Heh. Mein Fuhrer, I can walk! |
#54
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Re: Simple War Bookie Line
I've spoken with a friend of mine who was in the Israeli special forces, and he thinks G.B. would have no chance of successfully invading Israel on their own. He says the Naval superiority is greatly exaggerated, particularly considering that Israel has a pretty sweet/elite bunch of submarines. Fwiw, he also said he thinks the British military is soft.
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I've spoken with a friend of mine who was in the Israeli special forces, and he thinks G.B. would have no chance of successfully invading Israel on their own. [/ QUOTE ] Could Israel invade the UK? |
#56
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Its an indisputable fact that the jews control all the finance and media, have the best brains and are all zionists.
GB would have to intern itself into paralysis or be on Israel's side. chez |
#57
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[ QUOTE ] I've spoken with a friend of mine who was in the Israeli special forces, and he thinks G.B. would have no chance of successfully invading Israel on their own. [/ QUOTE ] Could Israel invade the UK? [/ QUOTE ] No. |
#58
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[ QUOTE ] [ QUOTE ] I've spoken with a friend of mine who was in the Israeli special forces, and he thinks G.B. would have no chance of successfully invading Israel on their own. [/ QUOTE ] Could Israel invade the UK? [/ QUOTE ] No. [/ QUOTE ]So how is the war between Israel and the UK resolved ? We gotta give David a line. |
#59
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...sir! I have a plan. Heh. Mein Fuhrer, I can walk! [/ QUOTE ]If you have it on DVD, watch the actor who plays the Soviet ambassador, when Peter Sellers smacks down his Nazi-saluting hand. He corpses just before the cut. |
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[ QUOTE ] [ QUOTE ] [ QUOTE ] I've spoken with a friend of mine who was in the Israeli special forces, and he thinks G.B. would have no chance of successfully invading Israel on their own. [/ QUOTE ] Could Israel invade the UK? [/ QUOTE ] No. [/ QUOTE ]So how is the war between Israel and the UK resolved ? We gotta give David a line. [/ QUOTE ] If a stalemate is no bet, then I still think GB is a huge favorite. If their chances of successfully conquering Israel are only 5%, that would still be like 100x more likely than Israel successfully conquering England. |
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