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Old 12-06-2006, 03:16 PM
elstunar elstunar is offline
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back then they didnt want him
now hes hot they all on him
back then they didnt want him
now hes hot they all on him

sklan-sky!!!
when he came up on the tables the cards would show some love
winning big with expert play would pay for all the bub
girls wouldn't holla cause his dollars wasn't big enough
i bet they change they mind when crucial pots come rollin up
now tuff fish daughter see's he's a star, wants to sit in his car
wants to count his G's and kisses his cheek because he's so fly
telling all her friends she misses him, do you see why?
5 1 9, 9 0 7, 3 five five 4
hit sklansky on the low because he's about to go
before the cards were in the air, before he had lost his hair
noone cared about atheism, ch-yea
before the cards were in the air, before he had lost his hair
noone cared about atheism, ch-yea
before the cards were in the air, before he had lost his hair
noone cared about atheism, ch-yea

[/ QUOTE ]ROFLMASLFDAJPQEIJOFWADS!!!!!!!!!!!ONE
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Old 12-06-2006, 03:20 PM
Evenkeal Evenkeal is offline
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ROFLMASLFDAJPQEIJOFWADS!!!!!!!!!!!ONE

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Thanks. Honestly I got the idea from when nath posted in this thread, because I remember him posting "3 zero zero eight four" or something like that in another thread and I associate that mike jones lyric with his avatar for some reason now.
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Old 12-06-2006, 03:21 PM
elstunar elstunar is offline
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yes, whenever i want to make fun of rap songs, that song is often one with some good quotes in it, that's mainly why i thought this was so funny
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Old 12-06-2006, 03:39 PM
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This is the end
Beautiful friend
This is the end
My only friend, the end

Of our elaborate plans, the end
Of everything that stands, the end
No safety or surprise, the end
I'll never look into your eyes...again

Can you picture what will be
So limitless and free
Desperately in need...of some...stranger's hand
In a...desperate land

Lost in a roman...wilderness of pain
And all the children are insane
All the children are insane
Waiting for the summer rain, yeah

There's danger on the edge of town
Ride the king's highway, baby
Weird scenes inside the gold mine
Ride the highway west, baby

Ride the snake, ride the snake
To the lake, the ancient lake, baby
The snake is long, seven miles
Ride the snake...he's old, and his skin is cold

The west is the best
The west is the best
Get here, and we'll do the rest

The blue bus is callin' us
The blue bus is callin' us
Driver, where you taken' us

The killer awoke before dawn, he put his boots on
He took a face from the ancient gallery
And he walked on down the hall
He went into the room where his sister lived, and...then he
Paid a visit to his brother, and then he
He walked on down the hall, and
And he came to a door...and he looked inside
Father, yes son, I want to kill you
Mother...i want to...[censored] you

C'mon baby, take a chance with us
C'mon baby, take a chance with us
C'mon baby, take a chance with us
And meet me at the back of the blue bus
Doin' a blue rock
On a blue bus
Doin' a blue rock
C'mon, yeah

Kill, kill, kill, kill, kill, kill

This is the end
Beautiful friend
This is the end
My only friend, the end

It hurts to set you free
But you'll never follow me
The end of laughter and soft lies
The end of nights we tried to die

This is the end
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