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#42
12-05-2006, 12:37 AM
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Re: Sexcapades....BBV
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odin's hammer was taken [/ QUOTE ] [ QUOTE ] wasn't Thor the one with the hammer? [/ QUOTE ] Anyone else find this hilarious? Somewhere on 2+2, there's another user who also screwed this up. 
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#43
12-05-2006, 01:04 AM
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Re: Sexcapades....BBV
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[ QUOTE ] odin's hammer was taken [/ QUOTE ] [ QUOTE ] wasn't Thor the one with the hammer? [/ QUOTE ] Anyone else find this hilarious? Somewhere on 2+2, there's another user who also screwed this up. [/ QUOTE ] Great Oden's Raven!
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#44
12-05-2006, 01:10 AM
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Re: Sexcapades....BBV
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[ QUOTE ] odin's hammer was taken [/ QUOTE ] [ QUOTE ] wasn't Thor the one with the hammer? [/ QUOTE ] Anyone else find this hilarious? Somewhere on 2+2, there's another user who also screwed this up. [/ QUOTE ] odin def. had a hammer too
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#46
12-05-2006, 01:14 AM
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Re: Sexcapades....BBV
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[ QUOTE ] [ QUOTE ] odin's hammer was taken [/ QUOTE ] [ QUOTE ] wasn't Thor the one with the hammer? [/ QUOTE ] Anyone else find this hilarious? Somewhere on 2+2, there's another user who also screwed this up. [/ QUOTE ] odin def. had a hammer too [/ QUOTE ] no that was thor, wotan has the spear
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#47
12-05-2006, 02:22 AM
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Re: Sexcapades....BBV
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[ QUOTE ] [ QUOTE ] [ QUOTE ] odin's hammer was taken [/ QUOTE ] [ QUOTE ] wasn't Thor the one with the hammer? [/ QUOTE ] Anyone else find this hilarious? Somewhere on 2+2, there's another user who also screwed this up. [/ QUOTE ] odin def. had a hammer too [/ QUOTE ] no that was thor, wotan has the spear [/ QUOTE ] Odin ordered the hammer made, and he had it first... then Thor got it In pre-recorded Asgardian history, Odin ordered the dwarven blacksmiths Eitri, Brok, and Buri to forge Mjolnir. They used the core of a star and a forge enchanted by Odin to craft the weapon. The forging process was so intense, it destroyed the star and nearly Earth itself (subsequently implying that this event triggered the extinction of Earth's dinosaurs, but several events have been stated to be the cause of this). Afterwards, Odin imbued Mjolnir with several self-sustaining enchantments (as detailed below). For a brief time, Odin used Mjolnir. One such instance was in a lethal fight with Laufey, a frost giant. After Laufey's death, Odin decided to adopt his orphaned son, Loki. Eventually, Odin laid Mjolnir to rest until its rightful owner, Thor, proved himself worthy of carrying it. Towards that end, Odin subjected Thor to numerous trials and tribulations, in an effort for Thor to develop into a person noble enough to wield Mjolnir. Thor used to measure his progress by seeing how high he can lift the mallet. This is the only occurrence of anyone partially wielding Mjolnir.
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#49
12-05-2006, 02:25 AM
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I've known that girl for years. Fun, isn't she.
But I've got some bad news for you. she's a carrier of a new super disease, called Gash. It's a combo of Gon, Aids, Syph and Herp, very nasty. You know have to go on a cracker diet. Not that it helps to eat just crackers, but it's all the nurses can slide under the cell door.
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#50
12-05-2006, 02:26 AM
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Her cooch probably oozes puss.
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