i am a Robot Professional Poker Player

[MrBogs]

Velly Solly, i mean u take piss?

[JOHNY CA$H]

Heh... how come no one told me today was crackhead day on 2+2?

[Kmon]

"Joe Rogan, I need to tell you something, I smoke rox"

I can't wait to get to a point where I can play 8 hours a day, wake up hit the gym, have lunch play and then go out to the bars and get laid. Ahh that's the life, I will be a Workout/Poker/Drinking/Sex Robot.

I know a few korean players, they play way to much every once in a while. Gallstones anyone?