|
|
#111
11-23-2006, 12:10 AM
|
|||
|
|||
Re: Seriously why do you guys use urinals?
Troughs > urinals.
|
|
#112
11-23-2006, 01:28 AM
|
|||
|
|||
|
Re: Seriously why do you guys use urinals?
Here was my urinal experience the other day
DOOR 1 2 3 4 5 WALL There is a person at 4 when I arrive, which makes no sense. Why would you ever choose 4? I logically go to 1. As I arrive another person goes into 2. As he goes into 2 I finish up at which point he sidles over to 3 and starts pissing while 4 is still going. Firstly what horrible urinal selection by both parties. Secondly if you want to look at a guy's [censored] fine whatever, but once he moves you have to treat it as a lost cause you can't just roam over to another urinal. WTF is wrong with people.
|
|
#113
11-23-2006, 08:09 PM
|
|||
|
|||
|
Re: Seriously why do you guys use urinals?
The easiest is pissing in a cup so you dont have to leave your chair. Dump the cup when it gets too full and repeat. Going in pop cans will give you some practice on your aiming.
|
|
#114
11-23-2006, 09:40 PM
|
|||
|
|||
|
Re: Seriously why do you guys use urinals?
[ QUOTE ]
I've seen big @ss turds in urinals a handful of times in my life. When the f* did someone have the chance to take a dump in the urinal? I wonder if anyone ever walked in on them? [/ QUOTE ] I was about 5 seconds from taking a dump in a urinal a few weeks ago. I had eaten dinner with a friend of mine and he was driving us to the local casino. About half-way there I suddenly get an OVERWHELMING clenching in my bowels. I had to go, and I had to go really really soon. We pulled into a McDonalds and I ran to the washroom, sweat pouring down my face. However, horror of horrors, both stalls were occupied. I was just about to drop my pants and [censored] in the urinal when one of the stall doors opened and an old man walked out. I just about knocked him over as I scrambled into the stall. It was a photo finish, but I didn't become the type of person who [censored] in a urinal.
|
|
#115
11-24-2006, 06:30 PM
|
|||
|
|||
|
Re: Seriously why do you guys use urinals?
[ QUOTE ]
It was a photo finish, but I didn't become the type of person who [censored] in a urinal. [/ QUOTE ] My brother took a dump in a urinal at Mid Rivers Mall in STL. I wasn't there to witness it, but I know because I was looking through his yearbook and it was written under "wildest thing you did this year?".
|
|
#116
11-24-2006, 06:43 PM
|
|||
|
|||
|
Re: Seriously why do you guys use urinals?
some day I want a urinal made of sheet metal in my house
|
|
#117
11-24-2006, 06:48 PM
|
|||
|
|||
|
Re: Seriously why do you guys use urinals?
|
 |
|
|
Linear Mode
