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11-23-2006, 05:58 PM
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ROFL
Only saved half of it, really funny
Dealer: xenogears112 has a pair of Deuces Dealer: Game #7144459326: xenogears112 wins pot (1450) with a pair of Deuces xenogears112: BOOYAH! Dealer: Game #7144466696: kevybhoy1888 wins pot (300) xenogears112: called ten high wins again!!!! Dealer: Game #7144470597: xenogears112 wins pot (250) xenogears112: that was a value bet, btw Dealer: Game #7144473205: xenogears112 wins pot (250) xenogears112: i knew you'd call with nine-high, because i can see into your soul Dealer: xenogears112 has a pair of Fives Dealer: kevybhoy1888 has two pair, Jacks and Tens Dealer: Game #7144475532: kevybhoy1888 wins pot (2250) with two pair, Jacks and Tens xenogears112: rofl xenogears112: poker is fun when you are drunk xenogears112: because it's hard to have fun when you're this good Dealer: Game #7144491208: xenogears112 wins pot (900) xenogears112: see that was total skill right there Dealer: xenogears112 has two pair, Queens and Nines Dealer: Game #7144499512: xenogears112 wins pot (1150) with two pair, Queens and Nines xenogears112: you were supposed to bet on the river xenogears112: so i could check-raise xenogears112: didn't we go over this earlier? xenogears112: were you at teh meeting? Dealer: Game #7144504654: xenogears112 wins pot (500) xenogears112: whre's your badge? Dealer: xenogears112 has two pair, Queens and Fives Dealer: Game #7144511700: xenogears112 wins pot (1500) with two pair, Queens and Fives Dealer: Game #7144524540: wishy8888 wins pot (250) xenogears112: i'm a small card player Dealer: Game #7144526890: kevybhoy1888 wins pot (350) xenogears112: see, because the energy wave of high cards is in disorder due to overuse by noobs Dealer: Game #7144532286: xenogears112 wins pot (250) Dealer: Game #7144535233: xenogears112 wins pot (100) xenogears112: so i dwell in the purer, more tranquil energy wave of small cards Dealer: Game #7144537550: kevybhoy1888 wins pot (250) xenogears112: with position, of course Dealer: Limits going up: stakes 150/300 xenogears112: the chi flows with every check Dealer: Game #7144548413: kevybhoy1888 wins pot (525) xenogears112: that's how spiritually pure small are xenogears112: and thus, I a small card player feels also Dealer: xenogears112, it's your turn. You have 15 seconds to act Dealer: Game #7144552754: kevybhoy1888 wins pot (375) Dealer: xenogears112 has a pair of Deuces Dealer: kevybhoy1888 has a pair of Deuces - King+Queen kicker Dealer: Game #7144621726: kevybhoy1888 wins pot (2175) with a pair of Deuces xenogears112: you douchebag xenogears112: better kicker Dealer: xenogears112, it's your turn. You have 15 seconds to act Dealer: Game #7144626868: xenogears112 wins pot (300) xenogears112: i knew a pair of two was the best hand, i just thought you didn't hav me outkicked xenogears112: see, you're getting better because you're playing with me Dealer: kevybhoy1888 has a straight, Five to Nine Dealer: xenogears112 has a full house, Eights full of Sevens Dealer: Game #7144633589: xenogears112 wins pot (5850) with a full house, Eights full of Sevens xenogears112: but i'm still the best Dealer: Limits going up: stakes 200/400 xenogears112: you may win the battle, but you will now win the war xenogears112: not xenogears112: not wil the war xenogears112: you knopw what i mean Dealer: Game #7144649860: xenogears112 wins pot (800) kevybhoy1888: war is on Dealer: xenogears112 has a flush, Ace high Dealer: Game #7144665584: xenogears112 wins pot (6100) with a flush, Ace high kevybhoy1888: was playing other game kevybhoy1888: nh xenogears112: i prophecy, the guy sitting out recieves second place honors kevybhoy1888: all in Dealer: kevybhoy1888 has three of a kind, Threes Dealer: xenogears112 has a full house, Threes full of Deuces Dealer: Game #7144673050: xenogears112 wins pot (1460) with a full house, Threes full of Deuces Dealer: kevybhoy1888 finished the tournament in 3rd place Dealer: We are now Heads Up xenogears112: gg xenogears112: you got my respect Dealer: Game #7144680758: xenogears112 wins pot (400) Dealer: Game #7144682538: xenogears112 wins pot (200) xenogears112: but, x-dog remains victorious again Dealer: Game #7144687492: xenogears112 wins pot (200) Dealer: Game #7144688785: xenogears112 wins pot (400) Dealer: Game #7144690715: xenogears112 wins pot (160) Dealer: broozer finished the tournament in 2nd place Dealer: xenogears112 wins the tournament - congratulations! xenogears112 [observer]: and mankind is once again safe... xenogears112 [observer]: for now... 
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#4
11-23-2006, 06:08 PM
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Re: ROFL
If you want to make this at all readable, bold at least 5 but at most 10 of the lines we should focus on reading. Then if those are interesting we might go for the whole thing.
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#9
11-23-2006, 07:56 PM
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Re: ROFL
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here i cut out everything that sucked for you [ QUOTE ] [/ QUOTE ] [/ QUOTE ] That was pretty clever imo
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#10
11-23-2006, 06:31 PM
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Re: ROFL
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Dealer: xenogears112 wins the tournament - congratulations! xenogears112 [observer]: and mankind is once again safe... xenogears112 [observer]: for now... [/ QUOTE ] I found this part very funny for some reason.
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