**Offical uNL Microbrew thread: November** - Page 69

Archon_Wing · #**681** 11-22-2006, 06:36 PM

That's ok, villain donk should always be told he played good. That way, once he finally loses his $$, he can blame it on bad luck (like everyone else!) and come back for more.

I always type "nh" even if in reality it's just in jest.

P.S. Smashing things =-EV Yea, it really sucks afterwards. ;p

kabouter · #**682** 11-22-2006, 06:40 PM

The site I play at doesn't have a buddy list though, so I can't chase the donks [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img].

Everlong · #**683** 11-22-2006, 08:13 PM

A nice short session today cleared the bad taste in my mouth from the last couple of days. This game is fun at times.

derosnec · #**684** 11-22-2006, 08:26 PM

The stack-a-donk line is fun.

PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, $0.25 BB (6 handed) Hand History Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: 2+2 Forums)

Hero ($30.05)
UTG ($18.60)
MP ($121.30)
CO ($23.85)
Button ($11.65)
SB ($9.95)

Preflop: Hero is BB with A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img].
UTG calls $0.25, MP calls $0.25, 3 folds, Hero raises to $1.5, UTG folds, MP calls $1.25.

Flop: ($3.35) 3[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], 9[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], 6[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2 players)
Hero bets $3, MP calls $3.

Turn: ($9.35) 5[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 players)
Hero checks, MP bets $10, Hero raises to $25.55, MP calls $15.55.

River: ($60.45) A[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2 players)

Final Pot: $60.45

Results in white below:
Hero has Ac Ah (three of a kind, aces).
MP has 5h 7h (one pair, fives).
Outcome: Hero wins $60.45.

Everlong · #**685** 11-22-2006, 08:37 PM

[ QUOTE ]
The stack-a-donk line is fun.

[/ QUOTE ]

I can't resist showing this variation (although in all fairness I don't think he plays this horribly since I re-popped from SB with a wide variety and FT were kind enough to rig this hand for me)

I think the most money I have won in poker is from people who can't fold QQ
Full Tilt Poker
No Limit Holdem Ring game
Blinds: $0.25/$0.50
6 players
Converter

Stack sizes:
UTG: $26.90
UTG+1: $53.70
CO: $33.70
Button: $10.60
Hero: $89.25
BB: $46.35

Pre-flop: (6 players) Hero is SB with A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img]
2 folds, CO raises to $1.75, Button folds, Hero raises to $5.75, BB folds, CO calls.

Flop: 6[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 6[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 9[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] ($12, 2 players)
Hero bets $12, CO calls.

Turn: T[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] ($36, 2 players)
Hero checks, CO is all-in $15.95, Hero calls $15.95 (pot was $51.95).

River: K[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] ($67.9, 1 player + 1 all-in - Main pot: $67.9)

Results:
Final pot: $67.9
CO showed Qs Qh
Hero showed Ah Ad

checkmate36 · #**686** 11-22-2006, 11:16 PM

Kabouter-

Thanks for the kind words regarding the graph I posted. This thread is soo long that its hard to keep up with everything that goes on in it. It is fun trying however.

Sorry I missed the Unl donkament.

Im going to soon be moving up to $5FR permanent. Im having a blast 4 tabling the $2 game but the monies are tiny. Now that I can get in more than one table at once and make money Im trying to see if I can get in the most hands and the most loot I ever did in one month. [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

limit refugee · #**687** 11-22-2006, 11:38 PM

Oyster dressing for 16...done.

Gravy from a roasted turkey wing and giblet stock...check.

Turkey marinated and injected like a cajun junkie...ez.

Tomorow we fry the turkey and spend the afternoon dressed in our best at the reopening of the New Orleans horse racetrack. We win money.

Drunken thanksgiving goodness and latenight leftover turkey sandwiches for all.

Dave Coulier · #**688** 11-23-2006, 12:22 AM

Villain is truly the worst player I have ever played with in my life. He played virtually every hand at the table. Even more so if someone raised. He would lead out at every flop regardless of position. If there were 5 players going to the flop and he was first to act in a raised pot he was betting. 80% with air and the other 20% was usually bottom pair. This is one of those instances of leading with air. Im pretty sure his Fold button had been removed as I never saw him use it once.

Luckily I stacked him and another guy at the table with a J high flush when they both flopped King high str8s. Still down a buyin and a half after the session.

Sorry for no converter, as I dont know of any that work with Eurolinx/Tain software.

$0.25/$0.50 NL Texas Hold
'em - Tue, Nov 21, 03:12:30 2006
Table Hot Truckin (Real Money)
Seat 6 is the button
Total number of players : 6
Seat 1: garpox ($57.75)
Seat 2: JS1988 ($86.70)
Seat 3: Aegd ($123.20)
Seat 4: Dongritrynet ($12.80)
Seat 5: Hero ($51.25)
Seat 6: pokerallus ($29.60)
garpox posts small blind [$0.25]
JS1988 posts big blind [$0.50]
** Dealing down cards **
Dealt to Donkeylips79 [ K[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] K[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] ]
Aegd calls [$0.50]
Dongritrynet folds
Hero raises [$2.50]
pokerallus folds
garpox folds
JS1988 calls [$2.00]
Aegd calls [$2.00]
** Dealing Flop ** [ J[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 6[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 3[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] ]
JS1988 checks
Aegd bets [$4.00]
Hero raises [$12.00]
JS1988 folds
Aegd raises [$20.00]
Hero is all-In [$36.75]
Aegd calls [$24.75]
Aegd shows [ A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 4[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] ] High Card, Ace
** Dealing Turn ** [ A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] ]
** Dealing River ** [ 3[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] ]
Aegd shows [ A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 4[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] ] Two Pair, Aces and Threes
Hero shows [ K[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] K[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] ] Two Pair, Kings and Threes
Aegd wins $102.25 from main pot

DannieUke · #**689** 11-23-2006, 02:18 AM

The Donk Giveth...

PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, $0.02 BB (9 handed) internettexasholdem.com

MP2 ($2.14)
MP3 ($4.78)
CO (WitNit) ($3.40)
Button ($1.07)
Protagonist ($4.96)
BB ($1.89)
UTG ($3.17)
UTG+1 ($4.60)
MP1 ($1.15)

Preflop: Protagonist is SB with J[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], A[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img].
4 folds, MP3 calls $0.02, CO (WitNit) calls $0.02, 1 fold, Protagonist raises to $0.09, 1 fold, MP3 calls $0.07, CO (WitNit) calls $0.07.

Normally this wouldn't be a PFR for me, but I've been tighty-tight-tight up until the last hand when I laid down AQ against WitNit's 44BB PFR raise...

Flop: ($0.29) J[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], 2[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], 3[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (3 players)
Protagonist bets $0.29, MP3 calls $0.29, WitNit calls $0.29.

Wicked -- I hit. Is this considered a continuation bet, even if I'm ahead? Is this the proper amount?

Turn: ($1.16) 9[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (3 players)
Protagonist bets $1.11, MP3 folds, WitNit calls $1.11.

Now I'm starting to get scared since I can't put him on a range -- or even a hand worth playing like he is other than KJ or QJ -- figuring he'd have pushed me already if he hit a set...

River: ($3.38) 4[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 players)
Protagonist bets $3.47 (All-In), WitNit calls $1.91 (All-In).

I'm not as proud of this push as I should be -- should I?

Final Pot: $8.76

Results:

WitNit shows T[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] J[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img]

Outcome: Protagonist wins $8.76.

* * *

And The Donk Taketh Away...

PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, $0.02 BB (8 handed) internettexasholdem.com

Protagonist ($5.20)
Button ($2.63)
SB ($2.23)
BB ($4.71)
UTG ($1.23)
UTG+1 ($4.12)
MP1 (FortuNit) ($5.09)
MP2 ($2.03)

Preflop: Protagonist is CO with Q[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], Q[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img].
UTG calls $0.02, 1 fold, MP1 (FortuNit) raises to $0.08, 1 fold, Protagonist raises to $0.16, 3 folds, UTG folds, MP1 (FortuNit) calls $0.08.

Flop: ($0.37) 2[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], J[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], 6[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 players)
FortuNit bets $0.20, Protagonist raises to $0.60, FortuNit calls $0.40.

Turn: ($1.57) T[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 players)
FortuNit bets $0.80, Protagonist raises to $4.44, FortuNit calls $3.53 (All-In).

Isn't there some HUD extension that freezes your raise bar when it smells BIG pocket pairs? In retrospect -- and more importantly hindsight -- I should have just called here -- but no...

River: ($10.34) 6[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 players, 1 all-in)

Final Pot: $10.34

Results:
FortuNit shows A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img]

Outcome: FortuNit wins $10.23.

Please help -- because I'm guilty of playing both these hands with the same kind of mistakes. Surely there must be more to learn here than pocket queens aren't invulnerable -- particularly to someone who is trying to tell you they're not going to slowplay their aces down...

Isn't there some 5%-10% rule I can't find in the search somewhere?

[uncontrollable_sobbing]I just want to stop donking...[/uncontrollable_sobbing]

Big Poppa Smurf · #**690** 11-23-2006, 04:02 AM

man i thought i was running good again

Full Tilt Poker
No Limit Holdem Ring game
Blinds: $0.10/$0.25
6 players
Converter

Stack sizes:
UTG: $7.30
UTG+1: $24.20
Hero: $27.50
Button: $86.30
SB: $15
BB: $20.55

Pre-flop: (6 players) Hero is CO with A[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img]
UTG folds, UTG+1 calls, Hero raises to $1.1, Button calls, SB folds, BB raises to $1.95, UTG+1 folds, Hero raises to $8.4, Button folds, BB raises to $21.45, Hero raises all-in $27.5, BB calls all-in $0.8.
Uncalled bets: $5.25 returned to Hero.

Flop: A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 7[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] T[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] ($-19.35, 0 player + 2 all-in - Main pot: $45.95)

Turn: Q[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] ($-19.35, 0 player + 2 all-in - Main pot: $45.95)

River: J[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] ($-19.35, 0 player + 2 all-in - Main pot: $45.95)

Results:
Final pot: $-19.35

crap i didn't include them, anyway villain had kings with the k [img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] for the backdoored royal

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