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Old 11-22-2006, 05:12 AM
Slim Pickens Slim Pickens is offline
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Default Re: Why do several sites always go down at once??

OK, here's what we've got: the Rand Corporation, in conjunction with the saucer people, under the supervision of the reverse vampires, are forcing our poker sites to go down in a fiendish plot to eliminate the meal of dinner.
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Old 11-22-2006, 05:50 AM
LoveDub LoveDub is offline
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Default Re: Why do several sites always go down at once??

Kanahwake lost power for a few hours today, which resulted in outages on a few major gambling sites.
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Old 11-22-2006, 10:53 AM
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Default Re: Why do several sites always go down at once??

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JUst curious -- it can't be a single site's servers b/c whenever there's an outage, it always seems to affect a bunch of sites...

someone explain.

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Because the truth is, every single gambling site is secretly owned by one man, one CANADIAN man:




When his puter crashes, we all suffer.

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Yeah man, Snapsoid. He totally runs the whole show.
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Old 11-22-2006, 10:59 AM
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Default Re: Why do several sites always go down at once??

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The oompa-loompas that do all the shuffling for many of the major sites go on strike - same union.

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Oompa-Loompa,
Doompety doo,
I've got another bad beat for you
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Old 11-22-2006, 12:07 PM
FCBLComish FCBLComish is offline
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Default Re: Why do several sites always go down at once??

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The oompa-loompas that do all the shuffling for many of the major sites go on strike - same union.

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Which sites actually list the Oompa Loompa shuffling procedure in their T+C's?
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Old 11-22-2006, 02:00 PM
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Default Re: Why do several sites always go down at once??

no, it is the females on the team of hamsters that turn the treadmills all go into heat at the same time and quit running.
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Old 11-24-2006, 04:51 AM
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Default Re: Why do several sites always go down at once??

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Kanahwake lost power for a few hours today, which resulted in outages on a few major gambling sites.

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