christmas gift ideas

[talentdeficit]

i know it's early, sorry. people want to know what i want for christmas though. i don't really like things. my life is cluttered enough as is. things i need though, i like to be nice. all i can really think of is a leather mini messenger/shoulder bag (like a purse...for men. yeah yeah, whatever).

anyways, suggestions for gifts for someone who doesn't really want anything?

[goodsamaritan]

If any of you are looking for any last-minute gift ideas for me, I have one. I'd like Frank Shirley, my boss, right here tonight. I want him brought from his happy holiday slumber over there on Melody Lane with all the other rich people and I want him brought right here, with a big ribbon on his head, and I want to look him straight in the eye and I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat-ass, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey [censored] he is.

[edfurlong]

Retard strength!

Someone posted this a while back, I'm going to pick up a few four packs for joke gifts.

[Drew16]

I need help also

[2p2Reader]

show/concert tix

[fluffpop62]

RedEnvelope.com
BornRich.org

or ask them to donate to a charity in your name, since it sounds like you have everything you want.

[scraggs]

clothing (maybe a nice peacoat or something?)

[Golden_Rhino]

Okay, well, uh... candlesticks always make a nice gift, and uh, maybe a place-setting or maybe a silverware pattern. Okay, let's get two! Go get 'em.

[Glo]

For the man who wants to watch his Tivo on his commute to/from work.

Hopefully we're talking about the train here.