Least sexual thing you've jerked to

[Mike Jett]

I'd say that you're not really jerking it to the pennant as much as you're spacing off and eying it's general direction.

[ThaSaltCracka]

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I've jerked off to completely unsexual things just to see if I could do it. Notables;

1) DOS Prompt
2) A 1991 Twins Championship Pennant
3) Random Page of a Best Buy catalog

[/ QUOTE ]LMFAO!

[jokerthief]

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Excuse me while I dig out my old 486....

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Strange that this is your 486th post.

[KOTLP]

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unix prompt

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[Wu36]

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Not that I need any material, but while talking to a collection agent (female) on the phone trying to get me to pay up for my student loan.

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nice

[KOTLP]

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not that I need any material, but while talking to a collection agent (female) on the phone trying to get me to pay up for my student loan.

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haha, awesome

[a to z loser]

I WOULD HAVE TO SAY A BLACK GUYS PENIS

[el adam]

Home Shopping Network.
2nd is Price is Right.

[KOTLP]

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Home Shopping Network.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rBL2eiO0pDA

[Riverman]

Brooke Burke when she was on "Wild On"