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View Poll Results: Of the united states of America?
Senator Bill Frist 3 6.38%
Gov. Mitt Romney 3 6.38%
Senator John McCain 11 23.40%
Both senator and governer, I think-George Allen 4 8.51%
gov. Mark Warner 5 10.64%
Former First lady Hillary Clinton 5 10.64%
I think it is someone else becuase I enjoy bieng wrong 16 34.04%
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Old 11-14-2006, 01:49 PM
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Pennpal for Jesus

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Now now, lets not get carried away.

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Old 11-14-2006, 02:13 PM
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To call it a fart would be like calling Hiroshima a firecracker. I actually felt this incredible heat eminating from my ass - it was like someone had just taken a hotpocket straight from the microwave and shoved it right up there. For all I know that's what it looked like, too; I sure as hell wasn't about to check.


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Old 11-14-2006, 02:25 PM
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Funny [censored], you are my hero!
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Old 11-14-2006, 02:31 PM
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If I ate 1/2 lb. of pepperoni for breakfast and washed it down with a glass of milk I would not leave the house until it made a sprooce dooce.

I'm actually being serious. I would assume my stomach is done for the day.

BTW this was very funny and well done. Use of images = A+
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Old 11-14-2006, 02:34 PM
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Cold chillin like Vilsack




Nh dude.
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Old 11-14-2006, 02:39 PM
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I actually felt this incredible heat eminating from my ass - it was like someone had just taken a hotpocket straight from the microwave and shoved it right up there.

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You should be a novelist; great line there.
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Old 11-14-2006, 03:53 PM
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Another amazing pennpal thread. I will echo the sentiment that you are an excellent writer and would love to read more. The thread you just linked was another great one.
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Old 11-14-2006, 06:42 PM
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DON'T F*CK WITH THE RAPTOR JESUS

NOBODY F*CKS WITH THE RAPTOR JESUS
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Old 11-15-2006, 08:05 PM
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poty
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Old 11-15-2006, 08:11 PM
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Haha the other thread's even better, nj.
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