Anyone Ever Murdered?

[tuq]

Tenny is right - if you're going to kill you might as well burn in turn. If someone is down with murder they should also be up for a little human BBQ, although it may make the killer(s) hungry and force them to hit a drive-thru on their way home. Still, a small price to pay for a job done right.

[dinopoker]

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Why do idiots dump bodies in water bodies where they can be washed up? Industrial sized garbage bags and cinder blocks should sink that sucker to the bottom to be forever lost.

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Burning the body then putting what's left into a container w/ rocks is the best way.

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Not bad, but people can smell that burning flesh for miles around. The suggestion below to cut the stomach open is probably better.

Feeding the carcass to wild pigs is also effective.

[G_Dollaz]

never killed anyone myself, but 1 of my high school teamates that I was pretty decent friends w/ got locked up for accessory to murder. He didn't pull the trigger, but it was his gun and he was there. It was just your typical drug deal gone bad.

[buriedbeds]

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Why do idiots dump bodies in water bodies where they can be washed up? Industrial sized garbage bags and cinder blocks should sink that sucker to the bottom to be forever lost.

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Burning the body then putting what's left into a container w/ rocks is the best way.

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I have a friend who worked for Doctors Without Borders for a while. According to him the winning move is to cut off the hands and head and run them through a wood chipper, preferably more than once, until they're as pulverized as you can get them. Then scatter the resulting pulp in different places and just burn and dispose of the the rest of the body as a unit. Without the head and hands it's apparently almost impossible to identify a body (one without distinguishing marks, tatoos, etc. obviously, which should also go in the chipper). This was apparently what they did with great success in East Timor.

-bb.

[tagtastic]

Then they match the blood on the chipper you rented to the vic and you're done for anyways.

[buriedbeds]

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Then they match the blood on the chipper you rented to the vic and you're done for anyways.

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If you're going to go through the bother of killing someone and dismantling their body yet you can't be bothered to clean up when you're done you deserve to get caught.

Well, you deserve to get caught anyway. But I think you get my sentiment. [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

-bb.

[Tennenbaum]

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Why do idiots dump bodies in water bodies where they can be washed up? Industrial sized garbage bags and cinder blocks should sink that sucker to the bottom to be forever lost.

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Burning the body then putting what's left into a container w/ rocks is the best way.

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I have a friend who worked for Doctors Without Borders for a while. According to him the winning move is to cut off the hands and head and run them through a wood chipper, preferably more than once, until they're as pulverized as you can get them. Then scatter the resulting pulp in different places and just burn and dispose of the the rest of the body as a unit. Without the head and hands it's apparently almost impossible to identify a body (one without distinguishing marks, tatoos, etc. obviously, which should also go in the chipper). This was apparently what they did with great success in East Timor.

-bb.

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yes, but then you have all that DNA everywhere. You can burn the body (crush the teeth w/ a morter and pestle) toss everything including the embers in a steel drum fill w/ cement and toss it in the Merrimack.

[FilthyLarry]

all of a sudden im really hungry

[DrewDevil]

Two words: medical incinerator.