Looking for a good excuse to get out of a relationship

[stigmata]

What's wrong with just being decent and honest? E.g.

I'm sorry,
I'm not into this,
it's over.

[Kilillan]

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are you suggesting he start playing professional football? thats a good idea, it would probably leave him little time to spend with the gf considering how many hours they have to practice and stuff.

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actually I think he was referring to becoming black

you know, like the reverse micheal jackson

[Dan BRIGHT]

Just become repulsive to her. Figure out why she's attracted to you in the first place, and then act the opposite of that. Its so simple!

[boomshakalaka]

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Pee on her when she's sleeping. Then apologize and say you were sleepwalking
She'll probably be confused and scared, but still date you. Continue doing it until she breaks up.

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I like this a lot. I think Ill take a similar line if this girl gets convinced we are dating. Instead of pushing the line with urinating on her in her sleep, Ill just request things that I wouldnt ever ask for if I cared to stay in the relationship. Either she decides enough is enough, or Im getting head while 6 tabling or watching the bears game.

[edfurlong]

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I like this a lot. I think Ill take a similar line if this girl gets convinced we are dating. Instead of pushing the line with urinating on her in her sleep, Ill just request things that I wouldnt ever ask for if I cared to stay in the relationship. Either she decides enough is enough, or Im getting head while dropping the kids off.

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[Keystone]

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What's wrong with just being decent and honest? E.g.

I'm sorry,
I'm not into this,
it's over.

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But that would be mature.

[Dan BRIGHT]

"Its over"
"I'm not convinced"
"what do you mean you're not convinced? I said its over, so its over!"
"No, that doesnt cut it. Ending a relationship is like firing a missile in a submarine. Both people have to turn their keys!"
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[boomshakalaka]

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I like this a lot. I think Ill take a similar line if this girl gets convinced we are dating. Instead of pushing the line with urinating on her in her sleep, Ill just request things that I wouldnt ever ask for if I cared to stay in the relationship. Either she decides enough is enough, or Im getting head while dropping the kids off.

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wow how did I not think of this... it might take a while to work up to this one. Ill have to do some studying.

**boomshakalaka orders http://www.amazon.com/American-Pimp-Denn...TF8&s=dvd**

[Mike Moon]

Begin with...It's not you...
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blah, blah...
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end with...we could still be friends...

worked when I was fifteen

[cardsharkk04]

Uhh try knocking her unconscious with a baseball bat, dragging her up to the bath tub, slicing her into pieces, and toss her over bridge. Worked for me.