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Beat: Pharmacology joke show.
I have a test tomorrow over 7 chapters. One teacher is teaching 2 chapters and sent this email:
Hi everybody, As you can see in your handout and textbook, the drugs listed at the ends of Chap. 32 and 33 are many. I have covered these chapters in my recent pharmacology lectures. Understanding the difficulty of memorizing all the drugs listed, I have selected for you representative ones in order to help you prepare for EXAM 5 . These are listed below. I wish you good luck. WA Chap 32: Respiratory Drugs Oxygen, doxapram, beclomethasone, dexamethasone, triamcinolone, albuterol, ephedrine, epinephrine, isoproterenol, metaproterenol, salmeterol, terbutaline, theophylline/aminophylline, cromolyn, zafirlukast, zileuton, atropine, ipratropium, benzonatate, codeine, hydrocodone, dextromethorphan, noscapine, phenylephrine, oxymetazoline, acetylcysteine, ammonium chloride, guaifenesin, potassium iodide, syrup of ipecac. Chap 33: GI Drugs Calcium carbonate, aluminum hydroxide, magnesium hydroxide, magnesium trisilicate, sodium bicarbonate, cimetidine, ranitidine, famotidine, misoprostol, omeprazole, sucralfate, syrup of ipecac, chlorpromazine, diphenhydramine, dronabinol, metoclopramide, ondansetron, promethazine, scopolamine, atropine, probantheline, bisacodyl, cascara sagrada, caster oil, docusate calcium/sodium, glycerin, magnesium sulfate, methylcellulose, mineral oil, bismuth subsalicylate, metronidazole, tetracycline, ammoxillin, diphenoxylate, loperamide. This does not include the heart medications for the other teachers 5 chapters. |
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Re: Beat: Pharmacology joke show.
Beat: what?
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Re: Beat: Pharmacology joke show.
well, it is a basic list, but just because the test is gonna be easy for you, doesn't mean you should make fun of it
PS: pharmacology: The study of drugs and their origin, nature, properties and effects upon living organisms. |
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Re: Beat: Pharmacology joke show.
In the news
Charles Cullen admitted in 2003 to killing as many as 40 hospital patients with overdoses of heart medication - usually digoxin - at hospitals in New Jersey and Pennsylvania over his 16-year career as a nurse. On March 10, 2006 he was sentenced to 18 consecutive life sentences and is not eligible for parole for 397 years found while researching digoxin. -JP |
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Re: Beat: Pharmacology joke show.
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is not eligible for parole for 397 years [/ QUOTE ] serious beat |
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Re: Beat: Pharmacology joke show.
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Oxygen [/ QUOTE ] You breathe this, yo. [ QUOTE ] ephedrine [/ QUOTE ] Skinny pills. [ QUOTE ] hydrocodone [/ QUOTE ] Limbaugh's drug of choice. [ QUOTE ] syrup of ipecac [/ QUOTE ] This makes you puke. [ QUOTE ] tetracycline [/ QUOTE ] No zits. You'll pass for sure now. Transfer $25 on Stars pls. |
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[ QUOTE ] Oxygen [/ QUOTE ] You breathe this, yo. [ QUOTE ] ephedrine [/ QUOTE ] Skinny pills. [ QUOTE ] hydrocodone [/ QUOTE ] Limbaugh's drug of choice. [ QUOTE ] syrup of ipecac [/ QUOTE ] This makes you puke. [ QUOTE ] tetracycline [/ QUOTE ] No zits. You'll pass for sure now. Transfer $25 on Stars pls. [/ QUOTE ] Yes but did you know that oxygen also causes blindness in infants at concentrations above 40 percent. Holla. -JP |
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Beat: I did know that! Causes hypervascularization of the lens (or is it cornea) during neonatal periods. Used to happen when they'd stick little dudes in incubators with high [oxygen]. No Google, I swears.
Variance: I know a dude with a lab that focuses on this. |
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Re: Beat: Pharmacology joke show.
Get your girlfriend to dress up like a pharmacist.
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