Matchup: Man vs. Dog

[KingNeo]

I am willing to admit that the this would be a very close fight to the death if the dog weighs > 120 lbs.

If the dog weighs less than 100 lbs then it will be crushed. You must understand that the ONLY way for a dog to attack is from its jaw.

This makes for a pretty simple strategy.

If the dog was capable of grasping the man with nasty claws, say like a tiger or lion, then the dog would DESTROY the man.

The problem is the dog cannot grasp.

This is the reason why I say the dog must weigh alot. The more it weighs the more it can use its overall body to hold down its victim.

[censored], if a small ass 80 lb dog was fighting me I would pick his ass up and slam him on his [censored] neck.

[WhoIam]

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Lock - I'll bet not more than 5% of the fatal (to the human) dog attacks were on a healthy full grown male human.

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I'll bet most of these attacks did not involve dobermans trained to kill humans.

[Hoya]

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[censored], if a small ass 80 lb dog was fighting me I would pick his ass up and slam him on his [censored] neck.

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Have you ever seen an 80 lb dog?

You seem to be an idiot.

[KingNeo]

Have you ever lifted an 80 lb dumbell? You seem to be an idiot.

[Lazy Meatball]

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Have you ever lifted an 80 lb dumbell? You seem to be an idiot.

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Dumb bells don't squirm and bite you while you are lifting them.

And to the guy thinking that he can just tear limbs from flesh with ease by grabbing both forelimbs at once, enjoy your face full of teeth.

[einbert]

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Have you ever lifted an 80 lb dumbell? You seem to be an idiot.

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lmao this is solid gold.

Yeah lifting an 80 lb dumbell and throwing an 80 pound dog that is trained to kill aside are basically the same thing.

[catalyst]

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I am willing to admit that the this would be a very close fight to the death if the dog weighs > 120 lbs.

If the dog weighs less than 100 lbs then it will be crushed. You must understand that the ONLY way for a dog to attack is from its jaw.

This makes for a pretty simple strategy.

If the dog was capable of grasping the man with nasty claws, say like a tiger or lion, then the dog would DESTROY the man.

The problem is the dog cannot grasp.

This is the reason why I say the dog must weigh alot. The more it weighs the more it can use its overall body to hold down its victim.

[censored], if a small ass 80 lb dog was fighting me I would pick his ass up and slam him on his [censored] neck.

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We aren't talking about 80lb dogs so it doesn't matter. As stated in the OP, we are choosing the best possible dog for this fight (so obviously pitting a large dog against a human is more advantageous). A 170lb rottweiler or similar breed trained to kill will destroy the average grown man, and I doubt its close.

[Lazy Meatball]

I'd be much more afraid of a 120lbs rottweiler than a 170lbs one. They tend to max out around 130 and then just become fatasses.