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Old 11-10-2006, 11:13 PM
JuntMonkey JuntMonkey is offline
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Default Re: First date with sexy girl (b*#ch though) and she instigates a figh

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She's an asian girl with the biggest booty that you have ever seen.

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Not possible.

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Perhaps not in overal size, but in ratio to her waist it is possible.

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I never consider booty in absolutes, it's always relative. It's still highly doubtful. If I could access my memory banks and rank all the biggest booties I've ever seen, no Asian would make the top 100 even if you exclude black girls.
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Old 11-10-2006, 11:13 PM
Raisor Raisor is offline
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Default Re: First date with sexy girl (b*#ch though) and she instigates a fight

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I took her to a nice pool hall with a somewhat family atmosphere.

After shooting for about 20 minutes some gangster type dudes come in and start shooting at the table next to us. There was 3 of them and 1 hoochie girl.

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family friendly pool halls dont have vietnamese gangsters
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Old 11-10-2006, 11:15 PM
edfurlong edfurlong is offline
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Default Re: First date with sexy girl (b*#ch though) and she instigates a figh

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family friendly pool halls dont have vietnamese gangsters

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They probably do in Vietnam.
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Old 11-10-2006, 11:22 PM
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Default Re: First date with sexy girl (b*#ch though) and she instigates a figh

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She's an asian girl with the biggest booty that you have ever seen.

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Not possible.

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Perhaps not in overal size, but in ratio to her waist it is possible.

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exactly. If that was not the case then some obese chick would win the fattest ass contest.
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Old 11-10-2006, 11:22 PM
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Default Re: First date with sexy girl (b*#ch though) and she instigates a figh

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Ok...when he calls her a bitch you say "we are out of here"....grab her by the arm and hustle you and her out of the place.

When you are outside tell her to get in your car, that you are going home to get your gun and you are going to come back with her and blow the three of them away. Tell her that you won't have anyone talking to you like that.

She'll be all "my man wants to protect me", and you have to be really tough when she trys to talk you out of killing these guys.

When you get home you finally give in and you two can have wild sex.

Take her home afterwards...and never call the troublesome thing again.

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Act quick
Once safe, act crazy
Get laid instead of getting beat up
Dump loudmouth chick
Sleep tight

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This is actually pretty brilliant, unless she wants you to kill them.

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Old 11-10-2006, 11:35 PM
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Default Re: First date with sexy girl (b*#ch though) and she instigates a figh

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Ok...when he calls her a bitch you say "we are out of here"....grab her by the arm and hustle you and her out of the place.

When you are outside tell her to get in your car, that you are going home to get your gun and you are going to come back with her and blow the three of them away. Tell her that you won't have anyone talking to you like that.

She'll be all "my man wants to protect me", and you have to be really tough when she trys to talk you out of killing these guys.

When you get home you finally give in and you two can have wild sex.

Take her home afterwards...and never call the troublesome thing again.

Cliff notes:
Act quick
Once safe, act crazy
Get laid instead of getting beat up
Dump loudmouth chick
Sleep tight

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This is actually pretty brilliant, unless she responds in the car "Are you retarded? You want to go and get a gun? Why didnt you just tell him to go [censored] himself? Are you retarded? Let me out here".

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Good point. But no problem though. You didn't get beat up, you got rid of the girl, and it's still early in evening - lol
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Old 11-10-2006, 11:50 PM
MotTrieuDong MotTrieuDong is offline
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Default Re: First date with sexy girl (b*#ch though) and she instigates a figh

Well, you shouldn't do a damn thing. First off, you're dating an Asian girl in an Asian hang out. Asian gangster is probably pissed you're dating an Asian girl. You could seriously end up hurt. A gun is probably in his car. At least a knife is on him or his boys. Asian people don't fight fair. A beer bottle is really close probably.

What was the girl's reaction after he called her a bitch?
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Old 11-11-2006, 12:01 AM
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Default Re: First date with sexy girl (b*#ch though) and she instigates a fight

Pull your tech 9,glock,gat,pistol,hand gun, smith and wes, and tell him to get the [censored] outta there. Then call your Unit and have them take care of the beef

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Just look like a bitch and go somewere else ~
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Old 11-11-2006, 12:10 AM
328ifly 328ifly is offline
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Default Re: First date with sexy girl (b*#ch though) and she instigates a fight

I can picture this whole scene happening inside Boston Bowl in Quincy, MA lol.
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Old 11-11-2006, 05:12 AM
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Default Re: First date with sexy girl (b*#ch though) and she instigates a figh

where the f is the picture i call bs on OP

also, just act like you cant understand what anyone is saying, i mean, could you even?
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