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Old 11-08-2006, 04:45 PM
joel2006 joel2006 is offline
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Default A (New, Blue) Note on Tone

He was born with eyes harder than a stream washed stone
once was claimed to be the baddest man known
only 6 feet from his skully to his big-toe bone
would break into your crib if you were home alone
spent two years in a cell with a porcelain throne
dug Chris Webber, but hated Karl Malone
fingerwaves in his hair, skin a caramel tone
my Ace-boon-coon, I rolled with him alone
had a thing for biscuits, never [censored] with scones
he drank perfume, but farted cologne
made pelvises sing and bed springs groan
he knocked up Alicia who I wanted to bone
was in love with Mary Jane, but married Joan
his speech was melodious, never a drone
preferred hot grits to cold corn-pone
was red to the rods and callow to the cones
played First Trumpet to my slide trombone
is the first # listed on my wireless phone
swung a bat quicker than Al Capone
always played his man, never played zone
wore satin shirts that were exquisitely sewn
played poker alnight, slept while the sun shone
rode a billion bulls and was never thrown
died in his sleep before being fully grown
was buried in a jacket that was purple and roan
then stickied in a thread all his own.
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Old 11-08-2006, 05:05 PM
His Boy Elroy His Boy Elroy is offline
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Default Re: A (New, Blue) Note on Tone

Bill Brasky?
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Old 11-08-2006, 10:48 PM
joel2006 joel2006 is offline
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Default Re: A (New, Blue) Note on Tone

Who is Bill Brasky?
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Old 11-08-2006, 10:52 PM
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Default Re: A (New, Blue) Note on Tone

he still believes in Santa Claus, and he wants to put him in porno films.
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Old 11-09-2006, 01:00 AM
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Default Re: A (New, Blue) Note on Tone

wow this op is brilliant how is it not getting more love?
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