GRIMSTARR FREESTYLE CONTEST

[juggernaut]

droppin' stacks like bricks
and stackin' bricks like flips
i'm droppin' bricks
faster than your momma's t!ts

flip for rolls, say wha?
flippin' for rolls, say who?
i'm droppin' on the green like flash
so whatchu gonna do?

you ready son 5k is fo' real
this mutha's makin' my fate
benjis stacked for the takin'
no flinchin' no fakin'

on green we drop
i'm takin' your thunder
i'm makin' it mine
you drop or you crossin' the line

me against you against me muthaf!cka
one here we go, two i'm seein' the light
three i'm droppin and takin' your fight
one. two. three. you dropped? suckaaaaa

on the east side, say hey..
on the west side, say hey..
flip for rolls, say wha?
flippin' for rolls whatchu gonna do?

[Botchman]

[ QUOTE ]
GRIMSTARR ROCKS THE GRIMSTARR
I'm from Dikshit City yo
but I ain't ever touch a ho
All the girls are so hot but
but I'm so ugly they cant even be bought
I like to play poker
but i'll my friends say I'm a joker
pushin allin wit dat AQ preflop
just so I can drizzop 10k yo
GRIMSTARR ROCKS THE GRIMSTARR
GRIMSTARR ROCKS THE GRIMSTARR
JJ is the nutzzz
I will kick you in the buttz
with my JJ yo
If you wanna make some money
sit at my table and
and you will be able
EM2 HOW YOU CALL WIT THAT???
I only got 4 high
I just got pwned
man I need to go get stoned
GRIMSTARR ROCKS THE GRIMSTARR
GRIMSTARR ROCKS THE GRIMSTARR
I am so busto because of my play
And I wish I wasnt so damn gay
Now I'm so damn broke
And my life is a joke
I need to suckout some more
Or i will be out the door
Doing tricks on the corner
GRIMSTARR ROCKS THE GRIMSTARR
GRIMSTARR ROCKS THE GRIMSTARR





[/ QUOTE ]
I think I got some potential????

[HERE_2_gamble_]

GRIMSTARR ROCKS THE GRIMSTARR
GRIMSTARR ROCKS THE GRIMSTARR

according to him he's a solid player.
but then again.
he thinks he has a chance to lay her

he'll offer you a coin flip for 5000 dollars
just to try and be amongst the ballas

His pussy ass will back out when he sees 6h-2c
this isnt something sklansky would do.


his face is a mess,
no one gives him a chance to protest

when hes playing no limit hold em ......

hell check raise bluff you
damn right its true.
only to be called down by a pair of threes
this sht will have him on his knees

begging her please
to give him some action
but instead she folds and shows him her amptom.
the graph line goes down, right below 0
(Ac Qh) dealt to hero

[shortline99]

GRIMSTARR ROCKS THE GRIMSTARRRRRR
GRIMSTARR ROCKS THE GRIMSTARRRRRR

Yo grim, wipe that gay smile off your face
And wipe off the acne, that sh*t's a disgrace
You ugly f*ck, your beauty ain't even skin deep
if you moved to New Zealand, you'd get rejected by sheep
no wonder your no-flippin' ass is so lonely
your head looks like pizza with extra pepperoni
your BeeBeeVee life is a f*cking disaster
if you put up a poll, you know we'd all vote BASTARD
You wanna complain? Yo, we won't allow it,
"Sorry, but what are YOU gonna do aBOUT it?"
What is that, a challenge? You know you SAID that,
But your sorry ass would get wiped up by THREAD CAT,
No one loves you, not even 'lectric Raptor Jesus,
You're worse than HIV as far as BBV diseases
but I'm the cure, for sure, you ain't gangster at all,
cause you can't be a baller with only one ball

[ekky]

Now everybody from teh BBV
throw yo motha trucking hands up and bounce with me

Now every body from teh BBV
get your mother fkkin post count UP, UP

Now while he stands tough
notice that this man did not flip his stack up

This EV has got you gassed up
Now whos afraid of the big bad thaaj

1,2,3 and to the 4, I flip 2 flips 3 flips 4
4 flips 3 flips 2 flips 1
6/7 off suit no flips, none

This guy aint no good from party
I know every move hes got to play against me

I do limp, I do raise with the bullets
I do stack him, the acne faced gullet

My boy Empire is a laggy schmuk
I do got a dumb friend named Durr whos shoots himself in the
leg with his own gun

I did get rivered, by all six of your outs,
and Prahlad did fkk my roll
I'm still standed here standing "fkk the grimmstar"

You'll never get to beat me dude,
you dont know what the fukk Ima do,

but I know something about you
you stack of easily with seven two

Whats the matter slob, you embarrased?
this guys a poker player? his graphs never balance!

and grimstarr lives at home with both parents
grims parents have a real bad marriage

If this guy dont wanna play, he should
there aint no such thing as ethics HU!

Hes scared to death hes scared to look in his fkkin mirror
fkk grimmstar


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uqGEMPY0qZY

11:24 onwards

[His Boy Elroy]

ekky that was really funny.

[what it do kid]

grimstarr rocks the grimstarr
grimstarr rocks the grimstarr

what it do

[alphatmw]

[ QUOTE ]
1,2,3 and to the 4, I flip 2 flips 3 flips 4
4 flips 3 flips 2 flips 1
6/7 off suit no flips, none

[/ QUOTE ]OHHHHHHHHHHH [censored]!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Boredom]

GRIMSTARR ROCKS THE GRIMSTARR
GRIMSTARR ROCKS THE GRIMSTARR

Once upon a time not long ago,
when getting stacked with AQo was kinda slow,
And overplaying JJ wasn't getting action,
A boy named Grim came up with a new attraction,
He put an ad on craigslist for a Casual Encounter,
No not for gay sex but to flip for around 4-
Grand, he said in his ad he was a man with a long Dik-
sh1t derived stack he wasn't afraid to launch quick,
without protection, all-in or otherwise,
Until along came another gambling thunderthighs,
who wasn't afraid to smother Grim's grenade,
with a cavalcade of chips and no hand at all,
he'd jam it all,
clearly not afraid this was an angleshoot moneyshot
he open-pushed into Grim's sweet honeypot,
but poisoned was the blood that pumped within Grim's sick soul,
for he pulled out preflop, with no nuts, clicking "check-fold"...

[the machine]

[ QUOTE ]
Now everybody from teh BBV
throw yo motha trucking hands up and bounce with me

Now every body from teh BBV
get your mother fkkin post count UP, UP

Now while he stands tough
notice that this man did not flip his stack up

This EV has got you gassed up
Now whos afraid of the big bad thaaj

1,2,3 and to the 4, I flip 2 flips 3 flips 4
4 flips 3 flips 2 flips 1
6/7 off suit no flips, none

This guy aint no good from party
I know every move hes got to play against me

I do limp, I do raise with the bullets
I do stack him, the acne faced gullet

My boy Empire is a laggy schmuk
I do got a dumb friend named Durr whos shoots himself in the
leg with his own gun

I did get rivered, by all six of your outs,
and Prahlad did fkk my roll
I'm still standed here standing "fkk the grimmstar"

You'll never get to beat me dude,
you dont know what the fukk Ima do,

but I know something about you
you stack of easily with seven two

Whats the matter slob, you embarrased?
this guys a poker player? his graphs never balance!

and grimstarr lives at home with both parents
grims parents have a real bad marriage

If this guy dont wanna play, he should
there aint no such thing as ethics HU!

Hes scared to death hes scared to look in his fkkin mirror
fkk grimmstar


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uqGEMPY0qZY

11:24 onwards

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WINNAR and its not even close