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Old 10-24-2006, 12:02 AM
tuq tuq is offline
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Default Re: Hot Milf just sent me this email . I tutor her son.

TODDY NOW THAT YOU HAVE SPAT UPON THE SACRAMENT OF MARRIAGE YOU GODDAMNED BETTER AT LEAST ORDER TAKEOUT PIZZA THAT INVOLVES THE CHICK + TOPPINGS IN PRECARIOUS POSITIONS.

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Old 10-24-2006, 12:03 AM
Muxy Muxy is offline
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Default Re: Hot Milf just sent me this email . I tutor her son.

anyone making a post calling for someone to receive a * or even talking about *'s at all is subject to receiving a *.
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Old 10-24-2006, 12:05 AM
FortunaMaximus FortunaMaximus is offline
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Default Re: Hot Milf just sent me this email . I tutor her son.

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TODDY NOW THAT YOU HAVE SPAT UPON THE SACRAMENT OF MARRIAGE YOU GODDAMNED BETTER AT LEAST ORDER TAKEOUT PIZZA THAT INVOLVES THE CHICK + TOPPINGS IN PRECARIOUS POSITIONS.

Thanks,

tuq

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I suppose spitting on the pizza is the logical next step?

WTF?
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Old 10-24-2006, 12:07 AM
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Default Re: Hot Milf just sent me this email . I tutor her son.

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Hi Todd, thank you for coming over Thurs to tutor Timmy. You are wonderful! He was actually looking forward to math class on friday. I know we are scheduled for 5pm tomorrow but feel free to email me or call me at work if you would like to set something up so you can come IN ME earlier.

Suzanne


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Fixed her email


AB
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Old 10-24-2006, 12:11 AM
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Default Re: Hot Milf just sent me this email . I tutor her son.

I'm looking forward to the pictures.
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Old 10-24-2006, 12:12 AM
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Default Re: Hot Milf just sent me this email . I tutor her son.

Toddy,

If and when your marriage enters troubled waters, divorce proceedings, etc., your wife is going to hold this over your head the same as if you actually banged the Milf. So, as you can see, you have nothing to lose by sleeping with her. Q.E.D. Hit that [censored].
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Old 10-24-2006, 12:13 AM
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Default Re: Hot Milf just sent me this email . I tutor her son.

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Milf: I was going to say if we are getting pizza tomorrow if you'd like to stay for dinner.

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Ask her if she likes big sausage pizza.
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Old 10-24-2006, 12:15 AM
tuq tuq is offline
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Default Re: Hot Milf just sent me this email . I tutor her son.

Try doing her in the butt; that could be new to her and as such could really open up new experiences with the kids!
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Old 10-24-2006, 12:30 AM
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lol, milfaments

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Not in OOT.

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Btw what does that "aments" suffix mean? It suddenly appeared and was treated right away like everyone first knew the joke and then like it was worth despising and banning at the same time.
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Old 10-24-2006, 12:32 AM
MuresanForMVP MuresanForMVP is offline
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lol, milfaments

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Not in OOT.

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Btw what does that "aments" suffix mean? It suddenly appeared and was treated right away like everyone first knew the joke and then like it was worth despising and banning at the same time.

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Click on pretty much any BBV thread, you'll see it in about every other post.
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