Best Quick Joke you know - Page 29

spartaninpr · #**281** 10-19-2006, 04:21 AM

What do the Starship enterprise and toilet paper have in common?

They both circle Uranus looking for Klingons

pmdvert18 · #**282** 10-19-2006, 07:06 AM

What's better than winning a gold medal at the special olympics? (answer in white)

 Walking

William · #**283** 10-19-2006, 10:47 AM

Why are 17 blondes often waiting in front of the door of a night club?

 You have to be 18 to get in.

kyro · #**284** 10-19-2006, 11:07 AM

[ QUOTE ]
What's better than winning a gold medal at the special olympics? (answer in white)

 Walking

[/ QUOTE ]

Answer in black?

destro · #**285** 10-19-2006, 12:43 PM

Whats better than f*cking a 16 year old?

...nothing

Grifter · #**286** 10-19-2006, 01:06 PM

How many flies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just two, a male and a female

morphball · #**287** 10-19-2006, 01:31 PM

Posting the answeer/punchline in white sucks, please stop doing it...

Foucault · #**288** 10-19-2006, 01:34 PM

[ QUOTE ]
Two guys walking down the street see a dog lying on the sidewalk licking his balls.

First guy smiles and says, "Man, I wish I could do that."

Second guy says, "You should probably pet him first."

[/ QUOTE ]

Reading from the beginning, this is my favorite so far.

Buckyinsc · #**289** 10-19-2006, 01:41 PM

What's the difference between a steroid and a hormone?

You can't hear a steroid.

Josey_Wales · #**290** 10-19-2006, 01:58 PM

How do you keep a moron in suspense?