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10-15-2006, 04:00 PM
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What have you hit with a golf ball?
I figured some of you had some good stories about hitting/breaking stuff while golfing or screwing around. I guess stuff you have hit with other balls like baseballs and tennis balls could be included in this thread.
As for me a couple years ago I was golfing with and one of my friends and he was in a bad mood and decided not to wait for the rest of us to hit when we were in fairway. So he is trudging up the middle of the fairway about 120 yards ahead. I yell to him to move and he doesn't respond. Whatever, so I take out my 5-iron and proceed to hit my shot. I skull the f.ck out of it, complete line drive about 4 or 5 feet above the ground. I yell 'fore', he keeps walking and the ball drills him right in the center of his back. He throws up his arms in the air, lets out some sort of weird sounding scream and then falls over. It looked hilarious. Then some mexican guy in a tractor came over to look at him. He was fine, but ended up with a nice bruise right over his spine, and you could still see the dimples of the golf ball. 
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#3
10-15-2006, 04:24 PM
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Re: What have you hit with a golf ball?
My friend was driving a golf ball from his backyard. He was trying to launch it over his fence and into someone elses yard (or house) down the street. He sliced the ball and broke his own window. It was awesome.
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#6
10-15-2006, 04:52 PM
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Re: What have you hit with a golf ball?
Last year at our office golf outting, one of the girls sliced her ball really bad into the woods. The cops came and we had no clue why. Apparently, there's a state police garage in the woods and her ball broke a windshield.
The police thought someone did it on purpose because of how OB you have to hit the ball to make it towards their garage. She just shanked the hell out of it and the ball made almost a U-turn and headed into the woods. Like a typical woman though, she talked her way out of it. The joke is by the time the cop left, he was left believing that he had hit the golf ball from the chick not shutting up.
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#7
10-15-2006, 05:09 PM
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Re: What have you hit with a golf ball?
Um, I've hit a goose, of which a group of them were strolling in the fairway. It was on the second hop, so it didn't so much as flinch much.
I almost hit Tom Cochrane ("Life is a Highway"). It was a par-5, and they were quite a ways off - I thought out of range. Busted the drive, and it landed I guess a few yards behind them. What can I say - I'll try harder next time, Tommy.
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#8
10-15-2006, 05:17 PM
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Re: What have you hit with a golf ball?
I hit the bottom of the hole on a par 3, twice.
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#9
10-15-2006, 05:57 PM
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Re: What have you hit with a golf ball?
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I hit the bottom of the hole on a par 3, twice. [/ QUOTE ] I never got a hole-in-one but I did hit a guy. And that's way more satisfying. You're supposed to yell "fore," but I was too busy mumbling, "There ain't no way that's gonna hit him." I hit a guy in one. What's par for hitting a guy? One. If you hit a guy in two, you are an [censored].
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#10
10-15-2006, 06:01 PM
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Re: What have you hit with a golf ball?
I hit myself with a pretty good line drive off of a tree. I was in a light woods, with a good lie and plenty of space, but hooked it pretty hard and it came right back at me and nailed me in the ankle. Pretty funny in retrospect, but not at the time. [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]
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