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Re: WTF Moment- I wake up choking my girlfriend
you prolly deserved a good slap
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I punched my then-girlfriend in the stomach while we were sleeping once. She let out a yelp that woke me up and I realized(groggily) what I had done. We fell back asleep immediately, and in the morning we both had only a vague recollection of what had happened.
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A long time ago one of my ex-girls started blowing me in her sleep. I was almost asleep when she started and it didn't take long for me to realize she was completely out of it. I didn't wake her up or try to stop her...
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A long time ago one of my ex-girls started blowing me in her sleep. I was almost asleep when she started and it didn't take long for me to realize she was completely out of it. I didn't wake her up or try to stop her... [/ QUOTE ] LOLOLOL! nice... did she wake up with really bad morning breath?... |
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Re: WTF Moment- I wake up choking my girlfriend
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I punched my then-girlfriend in the stomach while we were sleeping once. She let out a yelp that woke me up and I realized(groggily) what I had done. We fell back asleep immediately, and in the morning we both had only a vague recollection of what had happened. DN [/ QUOTE ] that's one way to let her know you don't want the kid. |
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A long time ago one of my ex-girls started blowing me in her sleep. I was almost asleep when she started and it didn't take long for me to realize she was completely out of it. I didn't wake her up or try to stop her... [/ QUOTE ] Seems like the perfect opportunity to brag and state that my wife loves to wake me up with a blow job. Nothing better then waking up and realizing that your dick is in a womens mouth. |
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[ QUOTE ] this is why I always sleep with my thumbs up my wifes butt. [/ QUOTE ] i seriously laughed out loud [img]/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img] [/ QUOTE ] |
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Re: WTF Moment- I wake up choking my girlfriend
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[ QUOTE ] I punched my then-girlfriend in the stomach while we were sleeping once. She let out a yelp that woke me up and I realized(groggily) what I had done. We fell back asleep immediately, and in the morning we both had only a vague recollection of what had happened. DN [/ QUOTE ] that's one way to let her know you don't want the kid. [/ QUOTE ] haha |
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This thread is [censored] hilarious... btw.
It has also spurred me to apologize to my fiance in advance for [censored] like this. |
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This thread is [censored] hilarious... btw. It has also spurred me to apologize to my fiance in advance for [censored] like this. [/ QUOTE ] You mean it has given you the chance to get off the hook for doing off the wall things to her? |
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