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So I am looking around on Craig's List, and I see this post below. Since it's a hot chick posting online, I'm sure she's gotten a ton of responses in the last few hours. Help me put together a money response to send to her. Obviously if I score some sort of date with her resulting from this, a trip report will ensue.
Thanks, Kostner [ QUOTE ] Jesus christ, online dating can produce some of the worst dates ever. The last guy i went out with brought a sock puppet... a [censored] sock puppet... on our date and tried to talk to me with it. To be cute, I think. But it freaked me out. Seriously. Maybe I'm old fashioned, but no sock puppets please. And if my use of "jesus christ" offended you, we're probably not a good match. I'd prefer someone funny. Not like "I have a great sense of humor" funny, but seriously funny. And if you're reading this thinking "Hey, I'm funny!" then you're probably not. Also, I know that all of you say that you love to hike. And I also know that most of you dont. I'm the same way. I like nature. I enjoy hanging out there occasionally. But I don't subscribe to backpacker magazine and I'm not going to imply that I do. And this is important: i am totally retarded for my cat. Like baby-noises retarded. I like my cat more than I will probably ever like you. You should like my cat more than me too. other stuff: - I'm totally into that Flash Gordon movie with the Queen soundtrack (Flash... AHHHH AHHHHH!). - I enjoy foreign films, but not like those people that enjoy foreign films on the first and second dates, then only like football. I really enjoy them, and will probably want to see them on my third and fourth dates too. - I dont swear much, but i would much rather hang out with people who do. People who dont swear are boring. - I sell my soul away in a cube from 8-5. you should be prepared to listen to me complain about this. A lot. - I listen to some really spineless this-is-what-IKEA-sounds-like music (Aimee Mann, Coldplay, Pete Yorn) - the kind of music that comes prestocked in a condo. and I know it isn't cool. I'm sorry. So if you're hoping for someone to tell you why Bee Thousand is the best GBV album, I'm probably not your type. [/ QUOTE ] ![]() |
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Tell her she is an awful annoying shrew, maybe she's into honesty.
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Tell her she is an awful annoying shrew, maybe she's into honesty. [/ QUOTE ] [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img] VNH ed [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img] |
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uh out of boredom I looked at cl the other day and its completely hopeless to find a hot chick there especially one who puts her picture in it. Guaranteed she is getting literally 100 messages a day. Don't bother with cl. Unless you want your dick sucked.
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Still trying to figure out if she's awesome or insane. If she only has ONE cat, she's got that going for her.
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Don't bother with cl. Unless you want your dick sucked. [/ QUOTE ] Isn't that the point? [img]/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img] Seriously though...OP - why don't you write something down and post it up here, and everyone will critique it? It's pretty pointless to ask everyone to do your writing for you. |
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Ok, I will come up with something first now, and post it up here when I have it done.
To clarify, I am not trying to invent a person here for this person. I'm just trying to get my email to stand out so it won't look like every other response she'll get. |
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I think its standard to include a picture of your dick, just an FYI.
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Maybe you should include something like, "I already like your cat better than you."
Interesting that she is so upfront, yet mentions nothing about sex. |
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