SSNL CHEESE THREAD: OCTOBERFEST EDITION

[tufat23]

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goddam FTP is weaktight, check out those post flop aggression stats!!




18 straight winning days now. seriously, everyone at NL200 better just hope I move up in novemeber

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lol winning days are easy when you play dinky ass 500 hand sessions, i know ive done it.

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i played 1k at party already today

[Bukem_]

lol poker is easy. 2/4 4 way all in preflop aa wins 1400 pot.

66 makes 8xbb open, ak cold calls, jj pushes. I cold call in bb. Rest of donks call.

[Diabolico]

Im on a 12 buyins downswing
A moment ago:
PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, $2 BB (6 handed) Hand History Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: 2+2 Forums)

saw flop|<font color="#C00000">saw showdown</font>

Button ($202.40)
SB ($504.25)
BB ($258.45)
UTG ($90)
<font color="#C00000">Hero ($208.80)</font>
<font color="#C00000">CO ($84.25)</font>

Preflop: Hero is MP with 5[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], 5[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img].
<font color="#666666">1 fold</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Hero raises to $8</font>, CO calls $8, <font color="#666666">1 fold</font>, SB calls $7, <font color="#666666">1 fold</font>.

Flop: ($26) 4[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], 7[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], 5[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(3 players)</font>
SB checks, <font color="#CC3333">Hero bets $18</font>, <font color="#CC3333">CO raises to $36</font>, SB folds, <font color="#CC3333">Hero raises to $200.8</font>, CO calls $40.25 (All-In).

Turn: ($303.05) 2[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players, 1 all-in)</font>

River: ($303.05) K[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players, 1 all-in)</font>

Final Pot: $303.05

Results in white below: <font color="#FFFFFF">
Hero has 5c 5s (three of a kind, fives).
CO has Kh Ks (three of a kind, kings).
Outcome: CO wins $178.50. Hero wins $124.55. </font>

Same table, like 20 minutes later this happens (I raised last 2 pots):
PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, $2 BB (5 handed) Hand History Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: 2+2 Forums)

saw flop|<font color="#C00000">saw showdown</font>

Button ($197)
<font color="#C00000">SB ($398.55)</font>
BB ($46.15)
<font color="#C00000">Hero ($205)</font>
MP ($141.60)

Preflop: Hero is UTG with 7[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], 7[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img].
<font color="#CC3333">Hero raises to $8</font>, <font color="#666666">1 fold</font>, Button calls $8, <font color="#CC3333">SB raises to $28</font>, <font color="#666666">1 fold</font>, Hero calls $20, Button folds.

Flop: ($66) 7[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], 6[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], 9[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
SB checks, <font color="#CC3333">Hero bets $52</font>, <font color="#CC3333">SB raises to $370.55</font>, Hero calls $125 (All-In).

Turn: ($613.55) Q[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players, 1 all-in)</font>

River: ($613.55) 3[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players, 1 all-in)</font>

Final Pot: $613.55

Results in white below: <font color="#FFFFFF">
Hero has 7d 7c (three of a kind, sevens).
SB has Qh Qd (three of a kind, queens).
Outcome: SB wins $613.55. </font>

Standard

[Diabolico]

UPDATE:
KK &lt; AA for another buyin allin pre and;
AA &lt; KK for half buyin allin pre

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2/4 beat me this time. I'll get you back next time [censored].

[MatthewRyan]

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goddam FTP is weaktight, check out those post flop aggression stats!!




18 straight winning days now. seriously, everyone at NL200 better just hope I move up in novemeber

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lol winning days are easy when you play dinky ass 500 hand sessions, i know ive done it.

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i played 1k at party already today

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tufat 18 str winning days and you havnt moved up? WTF bro are you waiting to hear the voice of god?

[Keyser.]

Brag: Just bought these bad boys


I'm in a spending mood, recommend cool computer/non-computer accessories and random stuff I should buy. I want a new keyboard. Is there a really good one?

[Clayton]

i have bose triports, tho i have heard good things about those

dont know anything abt keyboards sry [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]

[Bukem_]

Nice, just get more headphones.

Edit: Clayton if you make decent money playing poker you really need to upgrade from bose.

[Clayton]

Full Tilt 200nl full ring players that have impressed me

tardonk (++)
godblessmnymkr
mmmDouble

TAGS that are decent but nothing impressive imo:

chicagcubs
seaoharewhy
BoBByBadfingers
SexyRose
RedScorpion

And I wont divulge on my favorite fishies, but basically imagine like the 5 above players, but stupid(er) postflop

this is over like 35k hands (and lots of monies wheee)