Best Quick Joke you know

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What is the difference between a sorority girl and a bowling ball?

You can only get 3 fingers in a bowling ball.

[inside??]

Why do pedophiles like Halloween?

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[By-Tor]

diebitter

[marchron]

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Knock knock

whos there?

interrupting cow

interrupting cMMMMMMOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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You gotta watch this

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I used to have my own sequence:

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Interrupting cow.
Interrupting c—MOOOOOOO!

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Interrupting sheep.
Interrupting sh—BAAAAAAA!

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Interrupting mime.
Interrupting mi—(obviously this joke is visual)

[Guyon]

Cajun Joke:

Boudreaux: Mon Dieu! I just got a fulkcing ticket.

Thibodeaux: Cau! Mais, how fast you was fulkcing?

[pshabi]

Ask me if I'm a truck...

[neuroman]

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Ask me if I'm a truck...

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ARE YOU A TRUCK?

[VielGeld]

so girls with big boobs work at hooters

where do girls with just 1 leg work at......

i HOP!

[Mark Collins]

A duck walked in to a bar. Ouch.

[witeknite]

What has 100 balls and f*cks rabbits?

<font color="white">A shotgun.</font>


What do elephants use ase vibrators?

<font color="white">Epileptics</font>


What are elephant's sex organs?

<font color="white">His feet...if he steps on you, you're f*cked.</font>


What did one gay frog say to the other gay frog?

<font color="white">Rubbit</font>