Butt-ugly celebrity dudes that girls inexplicably think are hot

nevadaJACK · #1 10-09-2006, 07:40 AM

I'll get the ball rolling.

1) Adrian Brody -- I get it: he's got an Oscar. And a schnoz only Ashlee Simpson could love.

2) 50-Cent. This one is a particular sore-spot for me. This is not only one of the ugliest celebrities to grace our fine planet, but one of the ugliest dudes, period. Jaw that looks straight out of my high-school evolution chart (and not the good end). Yeah, he's got muscles, so what. Nothing could possibly make up for that mug and girls fawning over him (and not just hoodrats trying to get in his videos) make me wanna puke.

3) Jim Carrey -- not sure why he's on this list, but i've recently heard a ton of girls say that he's hot. He's not butt-ugly to be sure...just never really thought of him as the type of guy who would pull ass. Female response just seems disproportionate.

Must be fun to be famous.

xxThe_Lebowskixx · #2 10-09-2006, 07:43 AM

so which guys really make you hard nevadajack?

Paul B. · #3 10-09-2006, 07:47 AM

southerndog · #4 10-09-2006, 08:20 AM

Girls probably like 50 cent cause he's probably got a big dong.

Ya man, Jim Carey's real ugly, lol.

Please beg OOT for forgiveness.

ManChild · #5 10-09-2006, 08:20 AM

you know how i know your gay....

Glo · #6 10-09-2006, 08:21 AM

I agree with all of these, Bleh. Not yummy at all. Although, that other thread about Benicio Del Toro being an ugly celebrity is way off. I'd hit that in a heartbeat.

jaffa · #7 10-09-2006, 08:32 AM

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Girls probably like 50 cent cause he's probably got a big dong.

Ya man, Jim Carey's real ugly, lol.

Please beg OOT for forgiveness.

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Apparantly Jim carey has a big 'dong' as well.

grandgnu · #8 10-09-2006, 08:48 AM

I think Jenny McCarthy said something about being attracted to Jack Black. Sometimes personality counts (she's probably had more than her fair share of muscly men and wants something a bit more "real" now)

As for 50 cent, dude is jacked and has got loads of dough. Chicks dig money, power and muscles, and there are plenty of skanky bitches who'll jump on a guys jock who's got any combo of the three (or maybe only one of those traits)

Borst · #9 10-09-2006, 09:27 AM

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NicksDad1970 · #10 10-09-2006, 09:44 AM

Ray Liotta