math joke that deserves its own topic

[paperjam]

there is no e in moops. it was confused for moors, which has no e.

[Dangeresque]

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I admit this was in fact just a test for bbv mod nominees to see who would suggest banning me first

obviously the mod canditates have failed.

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Go back in time and ban his parents from meeting.

[AceKicker06]

brill^ant

[pokerman37]

Q: what did one mathematician say to the other one?

A: ur a poof lol


Q: what did the mathematician say to the dustpan?

A: hey do u wanna hang out n go for coffe or something... lol rejectedbyadustpanaments.


Q: what do you get when u take the laplace transform of f(t)=5t+e^(2+t)?

A: duh obv a super robot tranformazoid transformers in disguise


Q: what did einstien say to his missus just after he got stoned and came up with the theory of special relativity?

A: hey puff puff give, u wanna [censored]?

P.S. i made these up my self.

[Dangeresque]

I hereby give you an honorary banning.

[Banditgberg]

http://www.math.ualberta.ca/~runde/jokes.html

Q: What does the little mermaid wear?
A: An algae-bra.

edit, i don't get half of those jokes which i guess is a good thing?!?

[mrmr]

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I feel positive about integers

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I don't get it.

But how about this one: I should have named my dog Cauchy. He leaves a residue at every simple pole.

[Senator_Thack]

There are 10 types of people in the world: those that understand binary, and those that don't.

[XXXNoahXXX]

i'm almost done solving an equation, where do i post my sweat thread????

[HP]

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grando, I'm partial to fractions

algebra is xciting

I like angles, to a degree


vectors can be 'arrowing.

I could go on and on about sequences

Translations are shifty

Complex numbers are unreal
I feel positive about natural numbers




I find geometry plane


hey what do you get when you have three planes collide?

a catastrophe

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