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10-04-2006, 10:59 PM
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HOW DO YOU PEOPLE PLAY NO LIMIT
THIS [censored] GAME PUTS ME ON TILT LIKE NO OTHER
MINBET 99 BY PROFESSIONAL FLOP T93 I CHECK MY QJ HE SLOWPLAYS. TURN K I BET HE RAISES ALL IN OOPS P[AIR THE [censored] BOARD I LOSE STEAL QT OFFSUIT I RAISE 99 IDIOT CALLS ALL IN WITH ACE JACK FLOP 79J I GO ALL IN QT CALLS TURN K GUESS WHAT GET IT IN WITH THE BEST HAND GET SUCKED OUT NEED TO PAIR THE BOARD? DOESN'T HAPPEN EVER. GET IN WITH THE NUTS NEED BOARD NOT TO PAIR? LOL ONE BOARD PAIR COMING UP SIR EVERY TIME I PLAY THIS [censored] THIS CRAP HAPPENS. JESUS [censored] SWEET ELECTRICAL JESUS HOW DO YOU PEOPLE PLAY THIS GAME PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, $4 BB (8 handed) Hand History Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: 2+2 Forums) UTG+1 ($341.60) MP1 ($191.10) MP2 ($394) CO ($229.90) Button ($526.55) SB ($423.05) Hero ($288.70) UTG ($620.55) Preflop: Hero is BB with J[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], Q[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img]. <font color="#666666">4 folds</font>, <font color="#CC3333">CO raises to $8</font>, <font color="#666666">2 folds</font>, Hero calls $4. Flop: ($18) T[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], 2[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], 9[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font> Hero checks, CO checks. Turn: ($18) K[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font> <font color="#CC3333">Hero bets $17</font>, <font color="#CC3333">CO raises to $34</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Hero raises to $280.7</font>, CO calls $187.90 (All-In). River: ($520.60) T[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players, 1 all-in)</font> Final Pot: $520.60 Results in white below: <font color="#FFFFFF"> Hero has Jh Qd (straight, king high). CO has 9d 9h (full house, nines full of tens). Outcome: CO wins $461.80. Hero wins $58.80. </font> PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, $4 BB (9 handed) Hand History Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: 2+2 Forums) UTG+1 ($596.70) MP1 ($533) MP2 ($29.20) MP3 ($195.85) CO ($400) Button ($565.25) Hero ($115) BB ($497.10) UTG ($430.70) Preflop: Hero is SB with 9[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], 9[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img]. <font color="#666666">3 folds</font>, MP2 calls $4, <font color="#666666">2 folds</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Button raises to $16</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Hero raises to $45</font>, <font color="#666666">1 fold</font>, MP2 calls $25.20 (All-In), Button calls $29. Flop: ($123.20) 9[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], 7[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], J[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(3 players, 1 all-in)</font> <font color="#CC3333">Hero bets $70 (All-In)</font>, Button calls $70. Turn: ($263.20) K[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(3 players, 2 all-in)</font> River: ($263.20) A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(3 players, 2 all-in)</font> Final Pot: $263.20 Results in white below: <font color="#FFFFFF"> Hero has 9h 9s (three of a kind, nines). MP2 has Js Ah (two pair, aces and jacks). Button has Qd Th (straight, ace high). Outcome: Button wins $263.20. </font> 
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#4
10-04-2006, 11:03 PM
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Re: HOW DO YOU PEOPLE PLAY NO LIMIT
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if only it wasd limit, you would have won those hands! [/ QUOTE ] What a terrible post. If it was limit I wouldn't care because I know I'm a winning player. No matter how many hands of NL I play this happens to me like once every five minutes so I won't ever know if I'm a winner.
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#5
10-04-2006, 11:05 PM
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Re: HOW DO YOU PEOPLE PLAY NO LIMIT
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EVERY TIME I PLAY THIS [censored] THIS CRAP HAPPENS. JESUS [censored] SWEET ELECTRICAL JESUS HOW DO YOU PEOPLE PLAY THIS GAME [/ QUOTE ] HAHAHA that sucks. First hand there is nothing you can do, pure bad beat. Second hand, wtf are you doing re-raising preflop with 99?!!?
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#6
10-04-2006, 11:06 PM
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Re: HOW DO YOU PEOPLE PLAY NO LIMIT
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Second hand, wtf are you doing re-raising preflop with 99?!!? [/ QUOTE ] He was raising like every single time on his button and has folded to resistance almost every time. Unfortunately for me he caught a MONSTER and I ran into it this time.
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#7
10-04-2006, 11:07 PM
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Re: HOW DO YOU PEOPLE PLAY NO LIMIT
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[ QUOTE ] EVERY TIME I PLAY THIS [censored] THIS CRAP HAPPENS. JESUS [censored] SWEET ELECTRICAL JESUS HOW DO YOU PEOPLE PLAY THIS GAME [/ QUOTE ] HAHAHA that sucks. First hand there is nothing you can do, pure bad beat. Second hand, wtf are you doing re-raising preflop with 99?!!? [/ QUOTE ] lol
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#8
10-04-2006, 11:08 PM
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Re: HOW DO YOU PEOPLE PLAY NO LIMIT
I would STRONGLY recommend you learn Omaha or Stud.
Or maybe play some Pot Limit Hold'em. If you want to play NLHE online you need to 1) be very good, 2) have a lot of patience, 3) have a huge bankroll, 4) be VERY disciplined.
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#9
10-04-2006, 11:10 PM
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Re: HOW DO YOU PEOPLE PLAY NO LIMIT
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[ QUOTE ] [ QUOTE ] EVERY TIME I PLAY THIS [censored] THIS CRAP HAPPENS. JESUS [censored] SWEET ELECTRICAL JESUS HOW DO YOU PEOPLE PLAY THIS GAME [/ QUOTE ] HAHAHA that sucks. First hand there is nothing you can do, pure bad beat. Second hand, wtf are you doing re-raising preflop with 99?!!? [/ QUOTE ] lol [/ QUOTE ] Going busto has nothing to do with poker knowledge.
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#10
10-04-2006, 11:16 PM
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Re: HOW DO YOU PEOPLE PLAY NO LIMIT
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I would STRONGLY recommend you learn Omaha or Stud. Or maybe play some Pot Limit Hold'em. If you want to play NLHE online you need to 1) be very good, 2) have a lot of patience, 3) have a huge bankroll, 4) be VERY disciplined. [/ QUOTE ] I already play all limit games like 500x better than I play NL, I only play NL because I don't like money as much as I thought I did. That said, someone come play me 10/20 Omaha 8, I'm sure to lose at least 100 bets tonight.
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