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Old 10-03-2006, 11:53 PM
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Okay....so I'm in an 8 man tournament at a home game with a few other STTFers. So it's like midway through or something and blinds are like 45/90 and I get red aces on the CO. Well, I decide to limp b/c it's a STTF game and no one will see it coming. Well SB (cha) calls like a little wimp and then BB (GreekHouse) thinks for like 2 minutes attempting to make fun of me rather than spite raising me which was my plan of course.

Here is the flop:

A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] K[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] Q[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img]

OMG SHIP ALL TEH MONIES TO ME I AM WORLD CHAMP BATCHES!

Ok so they check to me and I push b/c obv it's the best meta-play...they'll surely spite call me.

BUT THEN GREEKHOUSE CALLS WITH JT!?!?!?! WTF BAD BEAT.....HOW COULD HE NOT RAISE THAT 'ISH PREFLOP.

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So dumb.....I thought about urinating on the table but just scattered all the chips instead. What a bunch of A-holes.

Yugoslav

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This was surely one of the happiest moments of my life. [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

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lol
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Old 10-04-2006, 12:03 AM
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Tough beat. Sucks when fish misplay there hands and suckout.

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Old 10-04-2006, 02:56 AM
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Okay....so I'm in an 8 man tournament at a home game with a few other STTFers...........
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So dumb.....I thought about urinating on the table but just scattered all the chips instead. What a bunch of A-holes.

Yugoslav

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This was surely one of the happiest moments of my life. [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

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Greek - your whole life is apparantly a bad beat

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Dude, you haven't lived until you value check your nuts to Yugo. [img]/images/graemlins/blush.gif[/img]
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Old 10-04-2006, 03:03 AM
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Dude, you haven't lived until you value check your nuts to Yugo. [img]/images/graemlins/blush.gif[/img]

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lolapoluza
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Old 10-04-2006, 03:45 AM
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Dude, you haven't lived until you value check your nuts to Yugo. [img]/images/graemlins/blush.gif[/img]

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lolapoluza

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yeah - I was gonna quot that one too...

lol for sho yo
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Old 10-04-2006, 03:46 AM
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DIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIE
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Old 10-04-2006, 03:51 AM
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I HATE YOU GREEKHOUSE.....BURN IN HELLL !@#%!@#%$!@#%^t!@#%^!@#%!@#%^@!#%!@#%$@!#%!@#%

lIFE IS RIGGED TOO, YOU USED TO BE MY BEST FRIEND BEFORE SUCKING SO HARD AND BAD BEATING ME [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]

Yugoslav
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Old 10-04-2006, 04:08 AM
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I HATE YOU GREEKHOUSE.....BURN IN HELLL !@#%!@#%$!@#%^t!@#%^!@#%!@#%^@!#%!@#%$@!#%!@#%

lIFE IS RIGGED TOO, YOU USED TO BE MY BEST FRIEND BEFORE SUCKING SO HARD AND BAD BEATING ME [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]

Yugoslav

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Yugo,

If there is a new opening for a friend of yours I would like to apply.

I promise to always raise pf when you limp AA and check/complete when you limp trash

and open-fold when I outflop you


can I be your friend?


Snarf
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