whats the best way to kill myself

[PocketChads]

???

villain had KA234 when the money went in!

move up to where they fold straights to your bluff all-in calls

[UATrewqaz]

Run down the streets of Harlem screaming the "N" word with a gigantic swastika painted on your chest.

[aejones]

Play a limit tournament.

It'll be a slow and painful death, but a death nonetheless.

[A_C_Slater]

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bungee-jump off a building with a razor-wire noose wrapped around your neckand your hands crazy glued to your head. your head gets cut right off and it looks like you ripped your head off.

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that's f'in awesome

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Indeed. A fantastic mental image. Yves, did you insta-call the turn push?

[tom10167]

Quietly and indiscreetly.

[el_dusto]

standoff with swat team. many guns.

[yvesaint]

villain in this hand proceeded to go busto here against another 2p2er (who i have come to hate because THIS IS MY FISH GAWDD)

Party Poker No-Limit Hold'em, $ BB (6 handed) internettexasholdem.com

CO ($7479.25)
Button ($430.50)
SB ($8385.31)
BB ($2183.50)
UTG ($4256.50)
Hero ($3591.50)

Preflop: Hero is MP with T[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], J[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img]. SB posts a blind of $10.
<font color="#666666">2 folds</font>, <font color="#CC3333">CO raises to $80</font>, <font color="#666666">1 fold</font>, SB (poster) calls $70, <font color="#666666">1 fold</font>.

Flop: ($180) 5[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], K[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], 2[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
SB checks, <font color="#CC3333">CO bets $177</font>, SB calls $177.

Turn: ($534) 5[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
SB checks, <font color="#CC3333">CO bets $531</font>, <font color="#CC3333">SB raises to $1734.98</font>, CO calls $1203.98.

River: ($4003.96) Q[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
SB calls $6393.33 (All-In), CO calls $5487.27 (All-In).

Final Pot: $15884.56

Results in white below: <font color="#FFFFFF">
SB has Js 4s (one pair, fives).
CO has Ad Ah (two pair, aces and fives).
Outcome: CO wins $14978.50. SB wins $906.05. </font>